Nikolai Sending This To His Friend/victims

Atsushi: Why did you cut my leg off!?

Akutagawa: Because you made me mad!

Atsushi: All I said was “Do you want ramen tonight?” And then you cut my leg off!

Akutagawa: I don’t want ramen I want pork buns!

Atsushi: Then tell me like a damn human being not some damn rabid animal! This is why you don’t have any friends!

Ardyn no

This post gives you +500 to Christmas mood 😊😊

Sigma: Okay Nikolai, humor me. If Fyodor were a demon, how would you go about summoning him?

Nikolai: Let’s see…Cello playing in the background. A few lit lavender candles. Sacrifice a rat or two…

Sigma: Did you…Did you try this before?

Fyodor: *In the next room* Last week!

Nikolai: October has been here for over a week I wanna so something for Halloween.

Fyodor: Like what?

Nikolai: Oh you know, carve pumpkins, pick apples, murder you and dress you up as a scarecrow….

Sigma: *hiding a knife behind his back* Nikolai. Can you handle eight inches?

Nikolai: I mean I can take Fedya just fine.

Sigma: What?

Nikolai: Forget what I said!

Sigma: What are you doing?

Nikolai: Fyodor put me in time out because I nailed Bram’s coffin shut with him inside it.

Sigma: Why?

Nikolai: I was bored. It was fun.

Sigma: What did you learn?

Nikolai: Bram is a snitch.

V: well this seems a bit rude

Dazai: I yearn for the urn

Kunikida: Who says you’re being cremated? I’m throwing you in the nearest dumpster when you die.

Kuras: *lecturing Mhin and Mc trying to break into the Senobium* You two are going to die if you keep this up

Mc: *not skipping a beat* we’re all gonna die into 60 years or so.

Noctis: I can't find my phone!

Ardyn: allow me *calls Noctis' phone*

*"F*ck you" starts playing*

Ardyn: I'm not sure whether to take that as an insult or an invitation, either way I do believe I am out of your league *walks away*