Prompto: I Just Noticed We Are All Disney Princesses. None Of Us Have Mothers And Things Have Happened

Don't try it. I make traps that kill people for a living

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Went to the wrong Sesame Street

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Dazai: To the new year! I’m going to finally die this year!

Chuuya: Stop making promises you don’t intend to keep! You’re getting my hopes up!

Kinda wanna see if I could make Mhin’s outfit on Final fantasy 14 I think I know a pair of pants in the game that will work.

I was the anon for this and I love it. I'm keeping this in my photos

I match you up with

Prompto

Prompto doesn’t have the best social skills himself and knows very well that it’s sometimes better not to interact with people. He might get self-conscious when you have a mean streak, thinking that he did something wrong, but he will ask you about it and, after some time, he knows it’s just something that comes and goes at times. You guys might have an impressive collection of games, Manga and Anime that you also share with Noctis and Prompto sure is someone to squeal with when you get scared because it doesn’t take much to scare him.

Okay?

Vergil talking about Y/n: I’ve never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for them, but what?

Dante: Well, there’s the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep...

Prompto: we should all go to a theme park

Noct: we can't

Prompto: why not?

Noct: Gladio got us kicked out because he knocked the lights out of that one mascot.

Gladio: he had it coming. *mutters* damn things are terrifying....

Nikolai: I have a sexual fantasy I want to play out.

Fyodor: What is it?

Nikolai: Us in the woods. You running from me. Me chasing you. The moment I catch you. I carve you up like a pumpkin.

Fyodor: How is this a sexual fantasy?

Nikolai: You’ll find out later.

I could make traps for free Noctis if you want. Some kill and others just bring pain or traumatize people

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.