"Idk They Seem More Or Less The Same"

I make myself laugh rlly

Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

Things neurotypical people do that confuse me.

They’ll say “it’s time to go” so I go outside and stand by the car… I wait….. no one else comes outside.

I go back inside and see that they are still talking to someone, haven’t put their shoes on, decide it’s time to cook a four course meal, etc.

Like… you said it was time to go…. Why are we not going????

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

i love when my partner is vocal. like yeah, the moans and grunts are amazing, but dirty talking?? telling me to take your cock?? whispering all the dirty things your thinking about? all the praising and commands?? why would you hold that back