many beautiful women on the globe have wanted me to make love to them, but ive been too depressed, stressed, and alone in my room to get to my important duties that i know are out there. Im sorry, women, for letting you down...
nothing makes me feel more boomer than trying to take a screen shot on MY phone which I've had for 2 years
popped up right as I was getting in the blanket and closing up the buttons of my sweater
whatever you're doing right now, can you please get about 10% cozier? just a little tiny bit. 10% more comfy please
If i fell for it,you will too have to
[VISIBLY ABOUT TO START GNAWING MY OWN LEG OFF] no yeah haha i love change :)
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does anyone know if we have Being Afraid tomorrow
im going to start saying I'm raw as a way to express confidence in my abilities and circumstances