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Because Iâm a hoe for fluff and warm happy prompts I think Hallmark Christmas is my choice đ€Ł
It is my one-year anniversary of creating this blog, and I wanted to finally make good on my promise of an au!
But thereâs a twist
You guys can vote on which au you guys want, and whichever option has the most votes will be the one I upload on December 12th at the latest. Below are descriptions.
You can vote here!
(You can also read the post I made in July for the original synopses of Princess and the Pauper, Ladybug is Evil, and X-Men here!)
Hallmark Christmas: the tropiest of the tropiest tropes that ever troped. Marinette goes with Adrien to an Agreste family Christmas retreat for âmoral supportâ. To absolutely no ones surprise (except the main couple, of course), the second they get there his family completely misreads the situation and assumes theyâre dating. To make matters worse, what is supposed to be a simple weekend becomes an undetermined amount of time as suddenly theyâre completely and inescapably⊠snowed in. Hallmark!au, bed sharing!au, unrequited (but secretly requited) love!au, fake dating!au⊠you know what? If itâs a trope, assume itâs showing up in here.
Princess and the Pauper: Alya Cesaire is a princess who never has a moment to herself. To make matters worse, sheâs realizes that sheâs fallen for her music tutor and childhood best friend, Nino Lahiffe, right as her parents announce her engagement to crown prince, Adrien Agreste. Struggling with this, she escapes to the market square where she runs into Marinette Dupain-Cheng. Marinette is the kingdomâs favorite seamstress, who is working off an unpayable debt her parents left after they died in a horrible house fire. As they meet, they realize they have much in common, including their desire for more. Local Miraculous magician Master Fu might just be able to help them, and with a royal wedding on the horizon the timing could not be better. But of course, things never go exactly to plan. Magic!au, unrequited requited love!au, and self-indulgent djwifi-centric royalty!au
L.I.E: this one has been in the works for forever. Seeing Chat Noir turned brilliantly into a villain over and over has made me wonder: what would make Ladybug turn 100% evil? What could happen that would make her not only turn into a bad guy, but relish in the feeling of using her powers to hurt others? I present to you: Hawkmoth Does the Worst Thing After Finding Out Ladybugâs Identity (just like we would suspect he would), Adrien Feels Awful Just in General, and Ladybug Sees Red For 12 Months, A.K.A. the Ladybug Is Evil!au. Villain!au, Angst!au, and Hawkmoth never gets anything he wants until he does things himself!au. (Warning: minor and major character deaths in this one boys.)
X-Men: Marinette can create anything she wishes to at will, which causes major problems at home once her parents are accused of stealing. She runs away, trying to protect them, and runs right into Master Fu who informs her of a place she can go for protection. She is enrolled in Academy of the Miraculous, a school for people with genetic mutations that grant them âsuperpowersâ. There she is given a new name, Ladybug, and meets her new classmates, including Rena Rouge, a brave master illusionist, and Carapace, a soft-hearted boy who can create forcefields with strengths ranging from bubble thin to turtle-shell hard. But most notably she meets Chat Noir, an incredibly shy but sweet boy whose terrifying powers are only rivaled by her own. Together, they must work against every stereotype placed against both of their predecessors, and work towards making a brighter future for not only themselves, but the entirety of mutant-kind. X-men!au, mutant!au.
Adrien left Paris before Stone Heart: my interpretation for what could have happened had Chat Noir never turned up for the first fight. How would Ladybug have worked through her self-doubt, and how would Adrien have still become Chat Noir in New York? How does working apart make them both stronger and weaker fighters? And how would their dynamic change if they met, letâs say⊠5 years down the line?
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That moment when you wanted to try to draw akumatized!Marinette so much because of your salty ass..or something like that (not 100% concept from this ask, but i just got some ideas after it)
Im still bad with names but I was thinking about La Justice (because in english it also can mean âjudgeâ..?)Â
Her power (in her ribbons) is not just to make people tell the truth, but to make them to reveal their misdeeds to everyone, so feeling bad and suffering from it.Â
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The way he looked at Ladybug vs. The way he looked at Marinette
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jake and amyâs vows but with black and white flashbacks because i wanna make you cry more
My poor son
She was more sure of herselfÂ
Incredibles 2 (2018)
Bonus:
Yes YEs YES
Thanks to @smileyoureoncamera, thereâs this new auâŠ
SO HEREâS THE PLAN: IF THIS GETS 500 NOTES (likes or reblogs) I WILL WRITE IT.
Basic summary:
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EVERYTHING IS GENDER NEUTRAL (UNLESS SPECIFIED NEXT TO TITLE)
PETER PARKER
Like You âĄ
Youâre CuteâŠBut Iâm Still Mad At You  âĄâ
I Donât Wanna Go â
Found You (Soulmate AU)
99th Precinct (Brooklyn-Nine-Nine Crossover)
Worthy âĄ
Eugene âĄ
MICHELLE JONES
CarelesslyÂ
Pretty âĄ
LIZ ALLAN
At Least I Got You In My Head âĄ
TOM HOLLAND
Red Carpet Romance âĄ
Drunk Confessions âĄ
Tabloids â
WANDA MAXIMOFF
Gotcha âĄ
CHONI (CHERYL BLOSSOM X TONI TOPAZ)
Save My Girl â
Laser Tag âĄ
ZENDAYA
Euphoria âĄ
SWEET PEA
Façades â
Bad Reputation â
Truth Or Dare âĄ
Lead The Way âĄ
Brown Eyes (Soulmate AU) âĄ
PETER PARKER
Iâve Always Been Here - Part 1Â / Part 2Â (Complete)Â â
TOM HOLLAND
Platonic - Part 1 / Part 2 âĄ
Empire (Mob!Tom) - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6Â Â â
PETER PARKER
Wet Willies âĄ
Cookies âĄ
Iâll Protect You âĄ
Take Care of My Baby âĄ
You Want to Date Me? âĄ
I Never Knew You Were So Ticklish âĄ
Donât Try To Distract Me By Kissing Me! âĄ
NATASHA ROMANOFF
Staring âĄ
Donât Hurt Me â
ZENDAYA
Like Like âĄ
Screwed
SWEET PEA
Stop Raiding My Kitchen âĄÂ
PETER PARKER
Dating Peter Parker Would IncludeâŠÂ âĄ
Being Best Friends And In Love With Peter Parker Would IncludeâŠÂ  âĄ
TOM HOLLAND
Dating Tom Holland Would IncludeâŠÂ âĄ
Grumpy Tommy â
SPIDEYCHELLE (PETER PARKER X MICHELLE JONES)
Little Things With Spideychelle âĄ
THE AVENGERS
Christmas With The Avengers Would IncludeâŠ
SWEET PEA
Dating Sweet Pea Would IncludeâŠÂ âĄ
CHONI
Talking About Kids  âĄ
PETER KAVINSKY
Dating Peter Kavinsky Would IncludeâŠÂ âĄ
NORA WEST-ALLEN
Dating Nora West-Allen Would IncludeâŠÂ âĄ
Last Updated: 11/12/18
i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like âIâve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what Iâm saying makes sense, iâm simply stating the obvious. iâm sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.â and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and iâve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.
This looks so coooooooool
Detective Pikachu + Pokemon
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âThose two are made for each otherâ
Sameeee
i just wanna know what did he see.
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OBRIGADA PELOS 500 SEGUIDORES!!!
Vim disponibilizar um mini pack para vocĂȘs, como forma de agradecer a vocĂȘs pelo carinho e apoio, e como gostam das minhas edits resolvi compartilhar algumas coisinhas que costumo usar. Eu espero que gostem!!
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22 flores pngs
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14 arquivos com styles
67 textures
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Me mandar na ask âMINI PACK 500âł - NĂO IREI RESPONDER ANĂNIMOS
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THANK YOU ON 500 FOLLOWERS!!!!!
Iâll gift a mini pack for you guys, as a way of thanking you the endearment and support, and as you like my edits I resolve to share some little things that I usually use. Hope you like it!!!
It contains:
19 actions
12 aethesticâs folders of various colors
10 blushs pngs
35 bruses
22 flowers pngs
62 heart pngs
43 pixels
14 files with styles
67 texturesÂ
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Send me on ask: âMINI PACK 500â - I WILL NOT REPLY ANONYMOUS PROFILES
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mike myers was only in this movie to deliver this line.Â
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Ladybug:Â Itâs over, Hawkmoth!
Mayura:
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âLe coup de foudre est la rencontre miraculeuse entre une attente et sa rĂ©alisation.â - Pierre Bourdieu (1984)Â
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I know how long it took me to find it so⊠here you go ;)
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The Kree wants Venom to return to him.
But Venom made his choice to stay with Eddie.
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Weâve come a long way, folks.Â
I NEED ITS NAME TOO
Itâs worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
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Okay, like, I only have one opinion about Venom as a character and I believe in it with my whole entire being so Iâm just going to say it.
Preface: So we are all on the same page about the Symbiote is in love with Eddie Brock, right?? And Eddie loves the Symbiote. They use the word âloveâ in-text. Itâs romantic and sexual and obsessive and fucked-up and mutually self-destructive and gross and heart-rending and real and 100% canon. They consider themselves married. This is basic-level Venom lore. Okay, weâre all in agreement, right? Good.
Remember that meme about how Venom isnât drawn with a dick but since the Symbiote is more than just a full-body sleeve, and heâs got his own discrete systems and shit, he honestly should have a dick, right?? Re: that hypothetical dick⊠Câmon, itâs so simple. I dunno why no one else has ever said it. I dunno why no one else has ever thought it. Itâs almost too obvious. Iâve known where that dick is my whole entire life. I thought everyone would know.
I said it back then, but only in the tags. I should have just gone all-out and said it outright. But I didnât, and now thereâs Venomfuckers everywhere and normies across the globe are freaking out about how 2018!movie!Symbiote makes out with 2018!movie!Eddie and nobody seems to like. Get it. And thatâs driving me balls-out insane. So Iâm just gonna say it.
The Symbioteâs dick is turned inside-out, rock-hard, lubed-up, and sheathed to the hilt inside of Eddie Brockâs red-hot puckered asshole 24/7/365, gently rocking into him at all times.
There. I said it. The world may not be ready for the truth but this is the hill I will die on. Venom is fucking himself every minute of every day. During fights. During chase scenes. Downtime. Mealtime. Bedtime. Anytime. Every single drawing of Venom ever drawn, theyâre fucking. Eddieâs getting his ass lovingly plowed. He and the Symbiote are connected and entwined forever, one and the same. Thatâs why Venomâs dick isnât visible. Itâs just on the inside. And inside of Eddie Brock. And very, very busy.
My conviction regarding this issue cannot and will not be swayed. May all you normies and Venomfuckers alike weep at the glorious truth. You have the knowledge now. Youâre free.
VT x BTS special edition photocards © 9_DDaE
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love live keeps getting caught taking scenes from glee and itâs making me laugh so much
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Back with Part 2! Which- sorry to say- is probably going to be even longer than part 1 but it canât be helped. So in this weâre gonna look more into Urarakaâs name, her place in the story of My Hero, and her parallel with Toga. So letâs dive in!
If youâre a fan of the manga, youâve probably noticed Horikoshi has a really cool naming system for each of the characterâs through their kanji symbols. For example, Izuku Midoriyaâs (ç·è°· ćșäč ) name is a reference to him being the 9th OFA holder and his signature green locks & Bakugouâs name (çè±Ș ćć·±) can mean something along the lines of âexplosion victoryâ which I donât even think I need to explain how that relates to his character.
Urarakaâs name in Kanji is éșæ„ ăè¶ć which can mean âpretty dayâ, which suits her bubbly, cute personality, right?
Well⊠not exactly.
Youâll also recall that Horikoshi deliberately writes characterâs names a certain way sometimes so as to not spoil something about them. Take, for example, Himiko Toga whose name was written in katakana instead of kanji (because in kanji her name literally means âto put on someone elseâ) to hide her quirk until the big reveal during the hero license exam.
An interesting thing about Urarakaâs name is that she only uses the âUraâ part for her hero name âUravityâ. Another interesting thing is what the name âUraâ can be turned into when written differently in Kanji.
Take a look at this:
It would make sense for Horikoshi to use this genius play on words. While we think heâs calling Uraraka a âbeautiful dayâ, he might actually have been hinting at her treason from the beginning, right in front of our faces.
Hereâs the official Viz translation of Urarakaâs character page:
Why would Horikoshi feel like a âtrue geniusâ coming up with Urarakaâs name if it truly means what it appears on the surface as opposed to Bakugou or Dekuâs (whose, honestly, fit their character more) unless thereâs more to it.
I find the dynamic between these two to be really interesting for some reason. Probably because they seem like such opposites but actually have a lot in common, like their shared crush- *cough* obsession *cough*- on Midoriya.
It all started during their fight during the Training Camp Arc. Tsuyuâs pinned to the tree and Uraraka has Toga down thanks to her training with Gunhead (as opposed to, I donât know, floating her up into a tree so she couldnât escape or knocking her out or something other than just sitting on her, câmon girl) when Toga starts to mess with Ochako a bit.
Sheâs obviously comparing them highkey, and Uraraka doesnât even seem offended by it or like âthis bitch is nuts.â Instead, she thinks back to when she wanted to win just like Deku at the sports festival, while making a face that says, âsheâs got me figured out,â yâknow? Itâs almost like what Toga is saying makes Uraraka come to a realization about herself.
And then the two are pitted against each other again in the Hero License Exam, when Toga literally becomes Uraraka in order to trick Deku, who figures it out after she doesnât float when knocked off a high rock ledge. It wouldnât be anything noteworthy (I mean, Urarakaâs is the only blood Toga was able to snag, of course sheâd be the one sheâd imitate) except for the parting words Toga- masquerading as Camie- gives to Uraraka:
Itâs almost like sheâs saying it ironically. âHa, itâs really funny that he trusts you so much.â I think Toga knows more about Uraraka than sheâs letting on.
Do I think the villains know her on a personal level? No. She probably communicates with them exclusively through her phone or something. But Togaâs mocking makes it pretty obvious sheâs on to her about something.
Our encounters with Aoyama in the story so far have been⊠interesting (?) to say the least. Heâs kinda a mysterious guy that we donât know much about.
But a particular scene with Uraraka makes it apparent heâs also very observant.
Like seriously how did he figure it out and not, I donât know, one of the girls (who btw still donât know. They just suspect itâs either Iida or Deku because those are the two she hangs with the most). Heâs not really around Midoriya or Uraraka enough to know this unless heâs been watching one or both of them closely.
But why?
And then we have ch 167 & 168. Random chapters that seemingly came out of nowhere that gave us some really strange encounters between Aoyama and Deku.
For example:
Heâs clearly trying to open Dekuâs door at 1 am. Like what the actual fuck??? And the explaination we get for this is subpar at best. âHe was trying to tell Deku that he knew how he felt having a quirk that hurt his body.â Like what??? That literally does not explain why heâs trying to slide open his bedroom door in the middle of the night. And the message he leaves him is weird af too.
I donât buy Aoyamaâs pitiful explaination for this. I donât think âI Knowâ means what he says it does. I think heâs trying to warn Midoriya, in his own way. âI know who the traitor is.â
My theory is even further backed up later in the chapter when Aoyama carves this for Midoriya into a rock:
The writing is a French phrase which roughly means, âDonât trust even the calmest of watersâ or- according to the unofficial translation- âstill waters run deepâ.
We get absolutely no explaination for why Aoyama does this, but I have my own thoughts about it.
This was another warning.
âDonât trust someone who appears the nicest, the friendliest. Their intentions arenât what you think. Itâs deeper than you think.â Because whatâs a risk you take getting into water that appears calm? You could be swept under.
The only person that this warning could even remotely apply to is Uraraka, as sheâs one of the only people to show Midoriya continuous kindness and calmness. I think Aoyama is watching Uraraka closely. He probably already suspects her, but needs some sort of definitive proof. And thatâs where our favorite Lord Explosion Murder comes in.
Idk why, maybe itâs the inner writer in me, but I think the foil between Bakugou and Uraraka is too good not to exploit.
Like I mentioned, Aoyama is probably looking for some kind of definitive proof to the traitorâs identity, whether he be working with school to figure out the traitorâs identity or just working on his own. And who do we know who seems to be able to figure out complex situations better than anyone?
Katsuki Bakugou.
He figured out the complex truth of Dekuâs power all on his own, he was able to read Yo Shindouâs eyes to determine he wasnât as nice as he was pretending to be (âyour words donât match your eyes.â) Bakugou is smart.
How would he find out? Not really sure, but I do think itâs interesting that theyâre on the same dorm floor.
And if she was the traitor, then she was probably responsible for telling the villains the training camp location, thus resulting in Bakugouâs kidnapping, which then resulted in All Mightâs fight with AFO.
If Bakugou figures out whoâs responsible for that⊠I donât think itâll be very pretty, especially if she tries to give him some bs excuse. Unlike most of the boys, Bakugouâs quite aware that Uraraka is capable and strong. He wouldnât buy that she was manipulated into this or a weak girl was taken advantage of. Hell, heâs said as much himself:
Just saying, Horikoshi pits the two of them against each other a lot in his sketches as well. They rarely interact in the manga anymore, separated in almost every arc.
In conclusion, I refuse to believe that Uraraka will remain a one-dimensional character whose only major plot line is a crush on a boy sheâs known for a few months. (Once again, I am not hating on her character. Quite the opposite. I think she has so much potential that it would be a shame to waste it.) Thanks for reading this trainwreck! Iâd love to hear your thoughts as well! Iâm gonna be doing some more theories soon (not traitor-related) :)))
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He goes from Funny Shower Towel Man-child..
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âŠTo  iâM THINKING ABOUT MY PAIN BUT iâM GOING TO EXPLODE ALL THE OVARIES IN MY PATH HOLY FUDGING CRAP