The Secret To A Long Lasting Relationship Is Finding Someone Who Hates Leaving Their Comfort Zone And

The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.

That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.

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5 months ago

#things I didn't realize I wanted to do

i know we all love 40 year old transfem doms here but we really need to appreciate middle aged tgirls who are so horny-embarrassed to be getting spitroasted by girls that are half her age.

9 months ago

Hey so it's come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.

So.

in light of that.

Check the replies/notes of this post :)

I was informed that posts containing links in them aren't findable in the search so i'll just.... drop a link in a seperate reboot :)

first things first though, copy this key:

q4-EJ9G2DV7MYYI-Vs0KdQ

5 months ago

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

6 months ago

Idea for a hdg fic:

Soren is one of the last feralists on the run, able to escape thanks to cybernetic enhancements. Just before the Accord fully collapsed, they designed these cybernetics that would allow humans to match the speed of the Affini.

These cybernetics went on all four limbs, and were shaped like a cats legs. Soren liked wearing them even when he wasn’t running, for no particular reason! Cybernetics are cool, that’s all!

But of course, the Affini (perhaps encouraged by the animalistic chase) catch up, and Soren learns that these cybernetics aren’t just gonna be temporary. ;3

2 months ago

#i want an army of them

3 months ago

I should be worshipped more, I'm a trans girl and a princess

6 months ago
If Only I Had Cleavage

if only i had cleavage

7 months ago

god damn it I just read Human Domestication Guide and now I have to play stellaris, the hot plant women have got to me

7 months ago

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

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