Uh I Tried :/

AU where Lloyd is actually a threat and has badass elemental powers of destruction rather than energy or some shit.

“we need more weird art!” but not anything that makes me feel uncomfortable or alienated or challenged. “weird art” but i don’t want to consider the perspective of anyone i might have real irrevocable differences from. “weird art” but everything must be carefully couched in the language of white middle-class american sensibilities at all times. “weird art” but it has to be picked from a list of pre-established “weird” tropes that i recognize from carefully curated lists on letterboxd.

the markings around morro's eyes have always looked like two angelfish that are kissing to me

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Another post because I remembered something I did. Before I came here, I was on Instagram, and being a Misako fan on Instagram is AWFUL.

Left, Right "jokes" and serious posts about idiots who thought Misako was a cheater were everywhere! So I made a thing.

I made this chart to show how Misako and Garmadon, two brown haired people, could give birth to Lloyd and blonde haired boy. (This is a recreation of the chart). I did it because people who said/say Lloyd is Wu's kid PISSED ME OFF, and they still do!

If you think Lloyd is Wu's child, shut the FUCK up. Lloyd looks like Garmadon because that's how biology fucking works, if Lloyd was Wu's kid he'd look like Wu but... he doesn't! So guess what? LLOYD IS GARMS KID AND MISAKO DID NOT FUCKING CHEAT.

How else do I know? MY OWN LIFE! My parents have dark hair, but I have blonde! (Hair reveal woo). Ninjago fans will ignore genes/biology just so they can hate Misako even though there are REAL LIFE EXAMPLES of children with brown-haired parents being blonde.

According to some Ninjago fans, if you don't perfectly match both your parents, one cheated. Which is wrong. If you think Misako cheated/Wu is Lloyd's 'real biological dad' in 2024, stay the fuck away from me.

The idea Misako cheated is just another bullshit way to claim Misako didn't love her family. Misako loved everyone in her family even if she had to make drastic decisions to protect them, and I wish some people would stop villianizing her. Even if it's not as common anymore, it still happens, and it makes me MAD.

So the saddest and most terrifying thing abt Dragons Rising is that ALL THE NINJA were canonically ALONE for YEARS.

Yes Kai and Lloyd knew each about each other being alive. But still!

The Ninja were separated long enough for Arin and Sora to go from clearly a child to clearly a teenager (at best that's 3-4 years).

Moreover, the Realms think the Ninja are gone!

I just.

I think about Lloyd alone in the Monastery patching up the cracks in reality a lot.

I think about Kai alone on the Bounty searching for the rest of their family and sending letters back to Lloyd so he and his little brother can stay sane a lot.

I think about Zane in a coma and Nya protecting the Craglings and Cole surviving and building a new family a lot.

Ironically, Jay and Zane may have had it the easiest. No memories of loss for one and just being shut down for years without knowing for the other.

But Kai and Lloyd? Ouch man. Ouch.

They cannot be serious...I'm not even going to post this edit it's cringe af it's el supposed to be hitting will with the skate I hate this fandom sm I need s5 now so these fans can just dissappear 😒

Trying to figure out Lloyds type