I AM NOTHING - YOU ARE NOTHING - WE ARE NOTHING - UNDER A STEEL BELTED SKY

me every time i bother to check the kmfdm tag on this hellish app

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

“gay or european?” NO. gay or from new england. is that a lesbian or just a woman from maine??

Texas and Tennessee drunk and in love.

New trope just dropped

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

Would prehistoric catboys be called nyandrethals?

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself

The happy lil tail 🥹🐈🐈

My favorite activity, staring at my drawing tablet ❤️❤️❤️❤️