BTS TAEKOOK 🔞 Fics I've Written

They do this shit for free, IF YOU LOVE IT AND WANT MORE COMMENT 👏👏👏

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

oh thabk god ill be using this from now on cause why should i have to tag the basics one by one everytime TT.TT

its so funny to me like. who comments so formally on any platform? 🤣 gramar and punctuation on point, no emojis

also its kinda weird that they retaliate when the only consequence of their actions is being called out and nothing more :/ its giving cucaracho 🪳

PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

Taste is the most important factor in nutrition.

Because you get the most nutrients from the foods you'll actually eat.

So add cheese, oil, spices, vinegar, sauces, etc. Try them roasted or sauteed or pureed, etc.

The actual secret to eating lots of fruits and veggies and other nutrient dense foods is:

Make them taste good. That's literally it.

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give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

would you still love me if i was a worm? would you still love me if i was something thats considered gross, but still has an important roll to play in the functions of the world? would you still love me if i could not perform my functions properly? would you still love me if i was a glitchy piece of technology? would you still love me if i desired to move past my humanity? would you still love me if i was no longer human, just a divine concept? would you still love me if...