I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.
hecate
hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.
Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.
made a lil infographic thing for a spore print i did recently! my first amanita muscaria so i feel like it deserved a proper tribute
ok said with love bc i can appreciate the intention but can we please stop spreading this narrative...ive been seeing it in my feed more than a few times and i really think its just not the move. like what are we doing?? asking all these people to go into hiding?? am i supposed to act like half my coworkers and myself dont exist?? should i isolate even more than i already do due to depression?? basically just marginalizing the marginalized folks even more?? like bro no we are not letting whatever this mf does in the next four years silence us more than we already have been.
Reminder for the next 4 years:
If you know a queer person, don't tell anyone
If you know a trans person, don't tell anyone
If you know a African American person, don't tell anyone.
If you know a immigrant, don't tell anyone
If you know someone who voted blue, don't tell anyone.
Dont say a fucking word
OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES
peanuthead
Alt text An Undertale Comic of Flowey and Sans. In the first panel, Sans asks Flowey "how would ya feel if people started calling ya "petalhead"?". In the second panel, Flowey replies "How would YOU feel if people started calling you peanuthead?". In the third panel, it shows a shot of Sans with a peanut-like head. In the 4th panel, it's the same shot as the third panel, but this time he says "now that's just rude." in response to Flowey's question.
uh oh guys new favourite character time
Perfect stone for glorious evolution. Damn, these two star-crossed mothefuckers😭 Had this stone for a couple of years and finally used it, great base for this hextech space. Now I need a hundred of these