Jisung: Girls Are So Hot.

[skz organising birthday party for Minho]

Minho: Pshh, adults don't care about their birthdays.

Changbin: You came to jyp building last year on a horse.

[Might be pre-debut Hyunjin and Jisung at some point]

Hyunjin: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

Hyunjin: One, two, three.

Jisung:

Hyunjin:

Hyunjin: See? Now, i’m just dissapointed in both of us.

Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.

Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.

Felix: Piñatas.

Jisung: Glow stick.

Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*

Hyunjin: Bro-

Changbin: You just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and call me ‘bro’.

Hyunjin:

Changbin: What are you? Twelve?

Jisung: Yeah.

Jisung: On a scale from one to ten.

Changbin:

Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.

Woojin: That’s 110%.

Minho: 20% don’t care.

Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.

Chan: You know what strength is?

Chan: It's forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry.

Minho: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...

[Chan picking Stray Kids member]

Chan: So, tell me..why should I pick you as Skz member?

Minho: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?

Chan, whispering: Can he do that?

[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]

Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?

Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.

Chan: We are not gay, Minho.

Seungmin: We aren't?