Ok Slamhog Defender, Amanda Is A Slamhog

I got a letter… The name on the envelope said… Mary… my wife’s name.

Icons for you and the squad

“My point still remains on how to get out of your traps.”

“What’s the best way to get out of a reverse bear trap, asking for a friend.”

Quentin you should know by now you get a special pass due to your… crispy friend.

hi there, i’m yui kimura and it seems like i’m stuck here, wherever ‘here’ is. feel free to ask me things while i try to figure out this place.

[ask box: open]

“I’d hope you wouldn’t be happy that you’re here, other wise I’d call you crazy.”

Well, I shouldn’t really say welcome because there is no real fun here, but welcome to the entity realm. I’m Quentin Smith, the resolute Dream Walker, here to help if you need it.

well, I shouldn’t say that I’m happy to be here but if you’re anything to go by the people here seem nice so I guess it can’t all be bad. I’ll definitely remember you if I do happen to need anything though.

scam warning

Please be cautious of conducting any kind of Paypal transactions with @staticcathartic/von#8389 on Discord.

I hosted a group order months ago that she jumped in on and she has yet to pay me the remainder of the balance and apparently has no desire to. I don't really give a shit about the money (as she says, it's 7 dollars - which doesn't seem like too much trouble to pay up, does it?), but it is the principle of the thing: she has spent months deliberately ignoring me, and her rotten attitude about the whole thing has been awful.

I cannot stand dishonesty and obviously I'm letting the money go because I have no choice but to accept that I have been stolen from, but just putting it out there for anyone who might be solicited for a commission or whatever.

ETA: It's also worth noting that after last night, when our server was having a serious discussion about an unrelated person with an 88 in their username who had expressed racist ideals in the past, she changed her status to this incredibly tasteless thing, because apparently being concerned about the pervasiveness of easily identified white supremacy is funny to her or something:

She is just a massively unpleasant and dishonest person. Do not engage.

PSA: Minors in Adult Spaces

To the minors (who I will not name) who are arguing against adults wanting separation of NSFW from minors: https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos/citizens-guide-us-federal-law-obscenity

“ Section 1470 of Title 18, United States Code, prohibits any individual from knowingly transferring or attempting to transfer obscene matter using the U.S. mail or any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce to a minor under 16 years of age.  Convicted offenders face fines and imprisonment for up to 10 years. “

“ There are also laws to protect children from obscene or harmful material on the Internet. For one, federal law prohibits the use of misleading domain names, words, or digital images on the Internet with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing harmful or obscene[1] material (See  18 U.S.C. §§ 2252B, 2252C). “

[1]: Obscenity varies state to state and country to country, the federal court mandated Miller Test[2] has it fall down on the decision of the Jury.

[2]: The standard of what is harmful to minors may differ from the standard applied to adults.  Harmful materials for minors include any communication consisting of nudity, sex or excretion that (i) appeals to the prurient interest of minors, (ii) is patently offensive to prevailing standards in the adult community with respect to what is suitable material for minors, (iii) and lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors. 

Also to those of you who insist on claiming it’s different since you’re European/Asian/Russian, therefore not in the US: they’re strict there too! The age of consent is NOT what you think it is. (Age of Consent: The age at which a person is considered to be legally competent to consent to sexual acts.) This is in regard to physical contact, romantic contact, contracts, or medical in the country. It does not mean you are an adult, you are confusing the age of consent with the age of majority (Age of Majority: The threshold of adulthood as recognized or declared in law. It is the moment when minors cease to be considered such and assume legal control over their persons, actions, and decisions, thus terminating the control and legal responsibilities of their parents or guardian over them.)

As a minor interacting with an adult, you are capable of hurting us legal adults too.

Wait for your time to interact in adult spaces and with adults! If we did it, you can too.

Is this ur frankie @diswhoredance

“Just letting you know the offers there. Kinda assumed you’d be fine on your own.”

Hey, man, if you need any help or advice, I’m here for ya. Keep your head high.

“ I’m fine on my own, though. ”

“ Your name is not Jacket “

poor man’s having an identity crisis, vaporwave version under the cut

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