GONCHAROV (1973) Dir. Martin Scorsese

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

I think that given the release of the FNAF movie, I will tell the tale of my most memorable dream. For context, I was 10 at the time, undiagnosed asthma (this will matter later), and had been watching the games since Markiplier first played the game.

The dream started with being in a completely blank house, myself going through the doors and finding random items inside, closing them, and going to the next one. For some reason, if I found a FNAF animatronic, they would chase me, except for Foxy and Chica. I don’t know why those two, but they were also searching doors with me. I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be looking for an exit, but that part’s pretty blurry, since the next thing I remember was being outside on the path leading to one of those roads that game devs have when they don’t want to make a whole town. The ‘enemy’ animatronics weren’t chasing us, but we started running anyway. Then, I heard footsteps coming from behind me, and I think it was phantom Bonnie (the purple, really rare one) who I saw behind me. Cue more running, until I start to get tired. This is where I think my exemplary survival instincts come into play; my legs were beginning to get tired, and Chica and Foxy were running past me (because apparently they were also scared) so you know what I did? I stopped completely, turned around and was like ‘I’m tired, you can kill me now’. Phantom Bonnie began slowly walking towards me, but it was two steps away from me when I decided suddenly, ‘Oh! Actually, I don’t want to die’ and then started running again. Made it to the end of the road and then woke up.

No clue what the moral was.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

I’d sure love to introduce Harold III, King of Norway, to my dearest friend, Harold Godwinson, heir to the Earldom of Wessex.

i know 196 is a reddit thing but like. what does it mean. what do those numbers represent

I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously

daily doodles (10) blame the wormhole crew for all my incoming knightiplier content

Sitting in a garage waiting room gets really boring sometimes, so it’s great to see five separate emails that barely translate the power struggle between staff and a 16 year-old’s attempt to have everyone who attends your college hear about ‘freaky freds football club’.

(Pictures for reference to what is going back and forth)

Darkiplier doodle (might be little disturbing?)