So... The Three Of Them Doing The Deaf, Blind, Mute Challenge While Making A Cake....i Feel Like This

I have seen exactly ZERO people mention how you can pet the dog members???

Is this not a thing people notice, or are they too heartless to care?

I haven’t talked about this but I need to:

So, I played BG3 when it was in pre-release for Mac, and I wasn’t very well-versed in all the characters. I was only aware of the four main (Gale, Astarion, Shadowheart and Lae’zel). I don’t even know if Karlach was around when I first started playing.

But when it fully re-leased and I could play it for real, I decided to just recreate my pre-release Tav for my full game…

Y’know.

A barbarian tiefling with an undercut on one side and red skin.

Who, I originally drew as having one horn half chipped off.

Y’know.

Exactly like Karlach?

And then when I encountered Karlach and realised, oh damn, she’d be fun to date?

I couldn’t.

Because I travel with my most important people and having two barbarian teiflings seemed like a waste.

So, I had to silently suffer as I made it through the acts, and ended up making an entire new character with the same actions as my original, just to seduce Karlach and have her on my team.

oh no I have gotten unreasonably attached to a character again

I'm so normal

*watches community 4 times*

*plays Stanley parable for 10 hours*

*takes 30 B99 personality quizzes (I'm Boyle)*

*screams that there's no silicon valley content*

*watches 10 dhmis theories*

*adds another copy of all tomorrows to my Amazon list*

Yeah, a regular guy

Okay, y’all, I’m looking for this one fic about a robot that Tony Stark made, with the first chapter being about her being made and also being given a cat, which dies during that chapters. It’s a whole ‘When She Loved Me’ fic style, and the title has an acronym and it’s her name, too. It’s a whole thing where the acronym was stupid, but it made the name work. Also, it’s set during Age of Ultron, at least, the first couple chapters are. P.s it’s on Quotev, probably not Wattpad

Thanks to anyone who has any idea what this could be!

Memento

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it

POV you're confronted by a small lamb

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”