"because You Were Lied To, Does Not Mean That Everything Is A Lie. Do Not Take The Crimes Of Those Who

I think if Dark and Annus were ever to canonically meet (which probably isn’t possible?-) they would HAAAATE each other. Because their personalities are strikingly similar. They’re both lowkey sinister as fuck but are also nonchalant and charming

Darkiplier and Annus interaction would be Dark glaring and Annus giving a smug look and they never speak other than to talk about the eventual demise of the other

mini update of this post!

need to tweak some details still but... he's real!!!

I think that given the release of the FNAF movie, I will tell the tale of my most memorable dream. For context, I was 10 at the time, undiagnosed asthma (this will matter later), and had been watching the games since Markiplier first played the game.

The dream started with being in a completely blank house, myself going through the doors and finding random items inside, closing them, and going to the next one. For some reason, if I found a FNAF animatronic, they would chase me, except for Foxy and Chica. I don’t know why those two, but they were also searching doors with me. I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be looking for an exit, but that part’s pretty blurry, since the next thing I remember was being outside on the path leading to one of those roads that game devs have when they don’t want to make a whole town. The ‘enemy’ animatronics weren’t chasing us, but we started running anyway. Then, I heard footsteps coming from behind me, and I think it was phantom Bonnie (the purple, really rare one) who I saw behind me. Cue more running, until I start to get tired. This is where I think my exemplary survival instincts come into play; my legs were beginning to get tired, and Chica and Foxy were running past me (because apparently they were also scared) so you know what I did? I stopped completely, turned around and was like ‘I’m tired, you can kill me now’. Phantom Bonnie began slowly walking towards me, but it was two steps away from me when I decided suddenly, ‘Oh! Actually, I don’t want to die’ and then started running again. Made it to the end of the road and then woke up.

No clue what the moral was.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

Oh they’re little goblins this is FANTASTIC news I am throwing them all into a cardboard box

Mf I liked one single tf2 video and now I'm suddenly recommended something tf2 related every second. And I keep indulging in the algorithm because this shits fire.

Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day!

i will defend to the grave that literary analysis IS enjoyable and a valid hobby but it's amazing how a hyperfixation on The Character will have you writing essays for fun

The Markiplier (Ego) Cinematic Universe Discord -- for now named "Manor Poker Night" -- is now LIVE!

13+ discord server to talk all things Mark Egos :)) (stories, art, to scream about how much we love it, or to just hang out in general with people who also like the MarkCU)

keeping it clean & easy to start-- this also helps with anyone who (like me) isn't as familiar with discord!

we have custom react roles, carl-bot (aka turtleplier <3) to help with moderation, and I'll be making custom emojis/emotes & some stickers as we go!

lots of room for suggestions and improvement as the server grows & we figure out what exactly we want it to be!

join with the invite link below! I'll be updating it as needed, but if you have any questions about the server before joining feel free to DM me here on tumblr!

join the discord!

(it should drop you in the rules channel so you can continue from there so let me know if you have any issues getting in ;))

taglist: @littledeathlittleghost @hapikiou @neenthebean11 @bebackthen @markipliers-t-shirt @acewhowantsspace @too-many-egos

follow the leader

L, they actually didn’t, my dad gave verbal consent (but I also have to be there until lunch to get my ticket because I didn’t get it today)

it's my last day of school tmrw what the fuck 😭😭