I Twirl My Cape, Black As A Winter’s Night, As If To Disappear From Your Very Eyes, But, Instead, I

I will scream this until the sun explodes, if you write Hera cheating you don’t understand Hera.

Level one warlock

transgender beam

Love it when someone says ‘Good morning, X community’ because it always has the feel of a prison warden waking up the unruly inmates

immortality through not being incapable of death but by coming back to life after you die no matter what is such a cool power like it’s just so fucking metal. you can rip me apart if you want, i’ll rise from my own viscera and all you’ll have done is piss me off

Adaine meeting a stuck up girl who's good at everything and aced her school year already and immediately turning to her party members and saying she was worse than Kalvaxus, a centuries old dragon, is so real of her

I COME BACK FROM GETTING MY PHONE SCREEN FIXED, AND I’VE MISSED OUT ON A CRUCIAL PART OF TUMBLR HISTORY????

Do you wanna know what bugs me?

The fact that Astarion, the character built on having seduced and manipulated hundreds of people for his master - who routinely disguises himself and lies to get out of situations - whose inspiration points all rely on trickery….

Has a 10 in Charisma.

He has no modifier to his charisma rolls.

He has nothing.

And yet he gets everyone to love him.

You know, I think I hate my dashboard

I'm trying to think of the name of those off-brand hedgehog things but the only thing that comes to mind is enchilada

Totally was

I SUCCEEDED IN MY LIFE DREAM: DRINKING COPPER SULFATE

(disclaimer: it wasn't copper sulfate, it was just blue)

@immadeofgranite

* In conversation with Wyll about his plans once the Brain is defeated *

Tav: there’s more to your plans than you’re letting on, isn’t there?

Wyll: Yes, there is. I will be hunting Mizora.

Mizora, standing next to him: …