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I could watch stuff like this all day. It's way funnier than watching our nation get unraveled by the clowns in government and the games that THEY play...

This is so funny I don’t even care for baseball but this is great

This was captivating... at once quietly powerful and resoundingly human...

Reuben Henry - Non Violence. Natural Records. 1968.

Jayme Deerwester, USA TODAY, usatoday.com

The situation in the beleaguered Here Comes Honey Boo Boo camp keeps getting stranger — and sadder.

Less than a day after TLC pulled the reality show over allegations that newly single family matriarch Ma …

As if this a shock to anyone... I can't believe this trailer trash family ever received any notoriety whatsoever. They epitomize what is wrong with our nation, our population, and families today. They are almost as disgusting, as the garbage that is the Kardashian clan. They all just sicken me.

I beg to differ. I do not nor have ever reaped any benefit from slavery. This is a vast generalization, and, frankly, an offensive one. Clarification or extraction?

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I like to start the day with humor...

This might seem farfetched, but considering the deliberate efforts by the mayor of LA to handicap firefighters at the same time as water resources were cut off, redirected,or otherwise rendered useless, including hydrants, with those moves authorized by California state leadership, it bears looking at deeper. Maybe Maui was the final readiness test...

Satellite footage shows all three major fires in Los Angeles, California starting at the same time.

Direct Energy Weapons 🤔

Why are you even on Tumblr if all you do is comment the most vile and uneducated shit on posts that have nothing to do with you? Take your Trump praise and your old, unfunny ass back to Twitter.

I am not a Trump fan, and never voted for him. But I see the evils that the Leftists are selling (and have been selling for over a century) and the idiots who suck it up. Idiots like you and every other person that wants their hedonism to go on unchecked; that wants their free everything; that wants to run and hide behind Liberal government, even when that government takes away individual liberties and locks people up in their own homes? And as far as education goes, I have more education and sense than you could ever amass, and I use my intellect in far better ways than you and those like you. You, however, want to shriek at people who disagree, seek to get them canceled, and say worse and more vile things than I ever have. And never once do you employ reason and logic to see the Liberal plots for what they really are. But you gobble down all the MSM trash and the political narratives (pronounced LIES) that Lefties throw your way. So, yeah, therein lies the vitriol, pathetic "anonymous" person. You don't even have the temerity to use a name or handle that isn't veiled. That is referred to as being chicken shit. And I have little care or time for cowards. Yes, that means you.

So: Do piss off. And leave me to my First Amendment rights. And I don't hang about Twitter, you assumptive POS.

I'll pray for you, but I think we both know you're beyond the reach of God or salvation.

Sounds like a softer edged approach to censorship and intimidation...

This is usually a tactic of Leftists who want desperately to control everyone's thoughts, actions, money, freedom, and words while at the same time appearing as the saviors of the world. The word for that is insidious...

Fuck insidious types. They'll remain powerless over me and people like me, no matter the epithets, the harassment, the threats, and all the rest of their putrid tactics.

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Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

am I Pissing on the Poor?

did I Read the post in bad faith?

could I be Overexaggerating?

am I Out of line for saying this?

is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?

is what I said Rude?

am I being Egotistical?

am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?

did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

Yeah... this is a thing now...

How do I stop myself from squirting during sex? It's embarrassing and I get tired of changing sheets, but the sex is phenomenal.

i am an art blog but okay let's do this.

squirting is phenomenal!!! you shouldn't be embarrassed by your bodies response to pleasure! it should be fun and exciting! there are precautions you can take (specific sheets and protectors) that can go on your bed so it's not such an arduous process to clean but you can also switch it up and do it in different places in the house where it will take less effort to clean up!

if anyone else has any advice, please reply or send me an ask and I can post it for anon x

happy squirting xx