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The Student Librarians (TWST OCs)

The Student Librarians, Aster Cordula and Adie Harper. Both of them are in their third year at Twining Fates, and they are widely known to be as inseparable as the school's icons.

Aster Cordula

"Come on– it's a good night to wish upon a star, don't you think?"

One of the two Student Librarians. Despite his usually amicable and friendly nature, many people still approach him with caution due to his innate power. Very close with Adie, and is seldom seen apart from him.

Grade: Junior

Birthday: May 05

Age: 18

Dominant Hand: Right

Homeland: Isle of Sages

Club: Librarian

Best Subject: Astronomy

Hobbies: Writing

Pet Peeves: People who don't follow instructions

Favorite Food: Chocolate-coated gummies

Least Favorite Food: Coffee

Talent: Reading novel-length texts in under an hour

Signature Spell: "Once Upon A Time"

Allows the user to create and enter small domains within the pages of stories he has written, bringing other people of his choosing with him.

Adie Harper

"I can't help but wonder just how many birds make up a flock... do you know?"

One of the two Student Librarians. Despite his quiet, almost anxious nature, Adie is extremely keen. Ever since he took up the mantle, most rule-breakers are found out within hours. He's extremely close to Aster, and is rarely seen apart from him.

Grade: Junior

Birthday: January 29

Age: 18

Dominant Hand: Ambidextrous

Homeland: Briar Valley

Club: Librarian

Best Subject: Flight

Hobbies: Exploring hidden areas

Pet Peeves: Being seen without his mask

Favorite Food: Sunflower seeds

Least Favorite Food: Lobster

Talent: Knowing when people are lying

Signature Spell: "A World Yet Unseen"

Unknown effect. Adie keeps the details of his signature spell under wraps.

(No images, unfortunately. I have the drawing skills of a toddler, and can't find a good picrew)

*Hypnotizes you into being interested in ahavili*

"My best friends are some of the most talented aspiring mages in the world," you boast. "They're courageous and strong. They have such bright futures."

Ace and Deuce are standing 20 feet behind you. Their mouths are full of soda. They're taking turns slapping each other in the face to see who spits the soda out first. Grim is refereeing. He agreed to referee because Ace bribed him with a half eaten chocolate bar he found abandoned on a bench.

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

The drama is 400 years old and NRC is learning all of it in excruciating detail

If Crowley DOES turn out to be Raverne, everyone at NRC and possibly on Sage's Island as a whole will need to be wearing earplugs for the next 48 hours minimum after Lilia finds out, because that is approximately the amount of time he's going to spend yelling. And Crowley would deserve it

Kaz Brekker would do this, knowing full well he has someone who can get him out of the elevator on speed dial. He just wants to see what happens.

Not following fandoms but having people whom I follow occasionally falling into them, I've noticed a statistically unusually high rates of headcanoning a specific character as trans, in a "I know it's not canon but fuck you I'm having fun" sort of way. And also in horny ways.

So either there is significant overlap between people who are attracted to trans men and people who are attracted to disabled men, and I'd never noticed that before

or there's a significant amount of trans men who'll see a male character depicted as physically frail and vulnerable but mentally unhinged and far too smart to be stopped, and go "oh shit that's me"

“teenage Dazai this” “teenage Chuuya that”

WHAT ABOUT TEENAGE FUKUZAWA

I know where Ranpo gets it from.

WHEN (not if) we see Storm Bringer animated, I’m going to be completely feral. No one will be able to stop me. I am going to be the most annoying son of a bitch this side of the world.