October

WHO MADE THIS? 🎃

i just realized that it took 4 years but the unholy trinity of sexy shapes tumblr wants to fuck is complete

what am i doing with my life?

Do It 

Pull the trigger, Elizabeth.

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

Procrastination at it's best.

Surprise, bitch.

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear