Boaty.

Something about Peter wearing bucky's dog tag got me giggling and kicking my feet

I posted this on TikTok but I thought I’d post it here too

The Alchemy- Football Player! Bucky x Ballerino! Peter

Bucky, walking past a Barnes and Nobles: woah this place is still around? No shit

Peter: yeah there’s like a dozen of them in the city alone. They’re like, everywhere. Like there’s a monopoly.

Bucky, freezing: are you shitting me?

Peter: no…?

Bucky: Peter. The ‘Barnes’ in that name is a Barnes-Barnes. Like, my uncle.

Peter: you’re shitting me

Peter:… do your family was like-

Bucky: Peter, I had a car. In 35. In the depression.

Peter: right. Okay then. What do I do with this information?

Bucky: fuck if I know. I’m gonna make some calls and see if my stocks from 45’ are still floating around somewhere.

Tony: so, if you know, someone accidentally swallowed an air tag…medically speaking, does it pose any-

Stephen: I know where this is going, and no, you can’t have Peter “accidentally” swallow an air tag to keep tabs on him 24/7

Tony: It’s an IF-

Stephen: then why do you have an air tag clenched in your fist

Batman supports and protects working girls by the way. He's their friend.

Robert Pattinson:

Just a little spidershield 🥰

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog