More Funny Bucky Faces.

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Shinsou Hitoshi, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: Humor, Romance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Adult Midoriya Izuku, Pro Hero Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku is a Ray of Sunshine, Everyone Loves Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School, No Underage Sex, Fluff, Suikawari For Fun And Romantic Profit, Many Watermelons Were Harmed In The Making Of This, Romantic Comedy, Shinsou Hitoshi is a Good Friend, Light Breeding Kink Acquired Through Spite Summary:

“Our kids would be beautiful,” Izuku can’t help but say, body locking up a bit.

He’s feeling unexpectedly defensive and irrationally protective all at once.

“Your kids would be little paralysis demons made manifest,” Hitoshi snips as he throws his hands up into the air dramatically once he realizes that Izuku is no longer allowing himself to be shaken.  “All big eyes and teeth and bat shit insanity.  I can feel my hair graying out just thinking about them.”

Then, just as abruptly as his rant had begun, Hitoshi seems to finally run out of steam.

“We’re all doomed,” Hitoshi proclaims pathetically as his body abruptly goes limp, long limbs drooping down toward the ground.

☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON

Peter: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Tony: What's that?

Peter: Remorse code.

Tony: I'm even angrier now.

A collection of spider suit redesigns I've done over the course *insert however many months I've been fixated on Spiderman in Gotham fics*

Some (most) are just me playing around with the asthetics and some (a total count of 1.5) were made with more utilitarian purpose in mind, like actual armor to protect from pointy-stabbys and better insulation for cooler months

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

Spideyhood doodles and also Johnny extra + fantastic4 cuz I miss them

And an extra of Dick and Jason trying to trip eachother

People usually do a double take when Quentin introduces Peter as his boyfriend. Look, he gets it. He’s a 38 year old renowned UFC fighter dating a baby-faced 20 year old who’s still in college. It’s not just that - Quentin’s known for his penchant for violence. When he’s in the ring, he really fucking brawls. He’s got a temper, borne from years of having to endure his shithead of a dad and even if he’s been in therapy for it, it’s still a lot to deal.

The first time he had crossed paths with Peter, it was in a parking lot with Quentin sporting a bloody nose from a brawl with a bunch of drunken assholes. He’s pretty sure he’s got a cut above his left eyebrow, the blood from his nose is staining the front of his shirt and suddenly, there’s a boy squatting down in front of him, peering worriedly at Quentin.

“Shit, mister, that looks bad. Do you need me to call the ambulance?”

This complete stranger had then accompanied Quentin to the A&E, not even thrown off by the fact that Quentin had more or less caused some serious damage to three other men.

“…so, do you like to fight? That was, like, pretty crazy what you did back there.”

“…you don’t know me?”

“Uh, no. Am I supposed to?”

That night, Peter finds out that he’s the Quentin Beck.

“Oh man, sorry. I don’t really follow the UFC. You’re not gonna beat me up for not knowing you, right?”

Quentin laughs.

Peter is a fucking saint. Wouldn’t hurt a fly, and he’s all please(s) and thank you(s) and he’s basically the best fucking thing that’s happened to Quentin. He’s gentle in ways that Quentin is rough and quick to fly off the handle, the anchor that keeps Quentin from causing some real damage to others when he’s pissed. Peter’s into games and reading, gets really excited about theories and methods of physics, and yeah, it’s fucking cute when he starts rambling.

And gentle sweet Peter is an absolute minx when they’re in bed, so easily aroused by how Quentin is so much broader and bigger than he is. What he does for a living means that he stays in pretty good shape 24/7, and Peter loves that Quentin can just rough him around and really manhandle him.

There’s just something about Peter that calms the chaos and suppressed rage that lurks in Quentin, being with him centers Quentin in a way that makes him feel like he’s capable of doing anything.

Also, Quentin goes crazy feral when his baby turns up at his matches, yelling and hooting with the rest of the crowd - “You got this, baby! Fuck him up!”. It’s adrenaline like no other because yeah, he fucking loves showing off for his boyfriend.

Peter Parker meets batfam fics are funny to me because I think it’s bold of y’all to assume the batfam wouldn’t take one look at Peter, decide “oh that’s just a tim who still holds childhood innocence and wonder” and adopt him straight on the spot

Peter: *in Gotham for the first time* oh my gosh! *snaps photos* these buildings are so interesting! Bruce: *watching wearily* interesting? This thing is crumbling. Peter: exactly. Very good photo opportunities. Bruce: hmm.

Peter: *scarfing down the batburger Jason bought him* this is really good! Haha I just wish I had a coffee to go with it, I have a lot of studying to do tonight. Jason: *eyes narrow under helmet* coffee? Peter: *completely blazing past* so anyway are you like, the Friendly Neighborhood Crime Lord or—

Peter: *goes on long-winded chemistry rant* Damian: *staring* it’s like . . . . Jason: *leaning over to Damian* yeah. It’s like reading a translated book where everything is just slightly off but still similar enough to make you squint Damian: that is not the analogy I would have chosen, but okay Jason: hey as long as it continues to be chemistry and not technology. One of those I can handle moderately well. The other still sounds like gibberish. Damian: *raises brow* Jason: okay, yeah, I have no clue what he’s saying

they just bring Peter to the manor one day and are like “hey Tim, here’s your twin from another universe. Corrupt him with coffee addiction, murderous tendencies or general jadedness and we’ll announce Red Robin is going to finally address the copyright infringement allegations against that burger franchise”

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀

🎶NEIL IS BANGING OUT THE TUNES🎶

My (old) contribution to the beautiful day that is april 13th

Keep at it with the tunes.

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!