YK what makes me sad? And mad?
No one puts out any married spiderstrange content.
I want it! I want domestic bliss! I want the comfort of 5 years in! I want Stephen referring to peter and himself as his little family on their holliday cards signed “the Parker-Strange’s”. I want the domesticity!
I want the avengers eventually coming to accept that these two weirdos who absolutely no one saw coming are in love, fine, and eventually having to cope with them being married, which, again. Fine. But they’ll team up with other hero’s and they’ll just be SHOCKED
Like Scott Lang comes to town for the first time in a couple years and he asks Peter a question about something, and peters just stirring his coffee like “I don’t know, ask my husband. He’s got a better understanding of how pyms shit works than me. I’m just the new Nano tech guy”
And Scott’s like HOLD THE PHONE YOURE MARRIED? YOURE A CHILD! TO WHO?? And peters just like “uh, first off all I’m 24. Second of all, Stephen. Duh” and Scott’s like “THE WIZZARD? YOU ARE MARRIED TO THE WIZZARD” and peter just blinks slowly. “Yeah. For a little over a year”
Carols on world.
She’s talking to Stephen like “you know what, I have this friend and I think you’d be a great fit for them” and Stephen can’t shut it down fast enough, “no no no no no thank you, I’m very happily married” and she just cocks an eyebrow. Sure he wears a ring but he wears MANY magical little doodads. “You know, my husband. You’ve worked with him before, Peter? Spider-Man?” And shes just flabbergasted. “Stephen! You cradle robber!”
Stephen and peter have their own sence of humor. Their own language practically. No one gets it.
Stephen and peter, minding their own business in the sanctum, Thursday night. Peters curled up, Stephens got a lazy arm around his shoulder holding him comfortably close while they binge watch their latest trash TV obsession over a glass of wine and tony shows up because he needs them for a mission. He’s never quite gotten used to their relationship, but In this moment he can’t get over “Stephen, are you in bunny slippers?”.
They deserve soft domesticity!!!!
My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."
To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.
Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."
The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.
This is never not funny.
The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.
We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.
The eroticism of an older man calling a younger man Kid, even though he is most definitely an adult.
What, are you trying to convince yourself he’s too young for you? I don’t buy it and neither do you. Just fuck him over the nearest table and call him baby boy.
Just to add, AO3 has such a great tag system that I haven't seen in other websites. You can literally filter out all of the stuff that makes you uncomfortable and don't want to read. And it's so easy to use.
God knows the amount of stuff I filter out because they either make me uncomfortable or are just not my cup of tea; Be it either something potentially triggering or just a shipp I'm not into. It's fucking amazing, we can go straight for the stuff we love. From filtering out the ones we don't want to see, to going straight to our favorite ones.
Please, use the tag system, it exists for that very reason. And for the few fics the slip through the filtering for lack of proper tags? Just ignore them. Hell, you can even mute writers. So just keep swimming!
AO3 is such a precious gift made from fan to fan, so let's cherish it properly instead of using it for hate. It's like a buffet from the Gods; Take your favorite food and ignore the ones you don't like to eat. Cuz' you don't stop in the middle of a restaurant just to point at the food you don't like and, what? Fight the cooks for having cooked them??? NO!! You let them cook! AND EAT YOUR FAVORITE FOOD!! CUZ THEY HAVE THAT TOO!!
heard someone say archive of our own should install a "dislike" button and I thought I should say this: no, there's absolutely no need for archive of our own to install a "dislike" button.
why? because archive of our own isn't tiktok or youtube or twitter/x where users can monetize their content. archive of our own is a nonprofit site run by fans for fans, which means every content — every fanfic — you see on archive of our own was made out of pure love and passion from the artists/authors.
ao3 authors write because writing about these characters is their happiness and passion. they write for themselves, but they were generous enough to share with you their creations.
they're not "content creators" the way tiktokers or youtubers or instagram models are. they don't "make content" for views and engagements that can be monetized.
so no, you don't get to "grade their works" unless they specifically and directly ask you to.
you don't get to "say what you dislike about their works" unless they specifically and directly ask you to.
you don't get to "dislike" works that are not made specifically to please you in the first place. you're just a guest in someone's house, a house in which they let you in because they were kind, you don't get to roam around their house and say what you dislike about their furniture. you don't get to roam around their house and say you "dislike their house".
of course, you can have your opinion about the house its host invites you in. but if it's a negative one and you find yourself not liking the house, the polite things for you to do is excuse yourself and leave without telling them you dislike their house.
and just because you personally dislike the house doesn't mean the house is "ugly" either. the house you dislike could be a favorite, most luxurious place to many others.
my point is, don't be entitled by wanting the rights to voice your disapproval of things that you get to enjoy for free. don't be entitled by wanting the rights to voice your disapproval of things that were made out of love and passion — things the artists made for themselves for fun.
it makes you look like an entitled jerk with main character syndrome. the universe does not revolve around you.
now repeat after me: don't like don't read. no one forces you to continue reading a fic you don't like. quietly leave instead of being rude to authors who write for free because writing is their source of comfort.
people are so used to contents that were made because it's a trend / contents like tiktok that were made with the main purpose of reaching high engagement and making profits that they forget sometimes things can be made out of love and be made just for fun. sometimes things are supposed to just be for people to enjoy, and if some people don't enjoy them, then they can simply leave without being unnecessary unkind.
A collection of spider suit redesigns I've done over the course *insert however many months I've been fixated on Spiderman in Gotham fics*
Some (most) are just me playing around with the asthetics and some (a total count of 1.5) were made with more utilitarian purpose in mind, like actual armor to protect from pointy-stabbys and better insulation for cooler months
I'll never get over this meme 🤣🤣🤣
Translation:
"Movie Summary
Spiderman Homecoming: An older man gives expensive gifts to a minor he met online and asks him to wear tight clothing"
LMFAO
~ mystisophia 🍒
Tony: so, if you know, someone accidentally swallowed an air tag…medically speaking, does it pose any-
Stephen: I know where this is going, and no, you can’t have Peter “accidentally” swallow an air tag to keep tabs on him 24/7
Tony: It’s an IF-
Stephen: then why do you have an air tag clenched in your fist
26yo, Brazilian. Back to this site after years, still getting the hang of it and feeling old. (I multiship; It may not be of your liking.) She/Her 🩷💜🩵
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