I’m Always Saying This

Sambucky texposts bc I didn't want to do my work :)

+ one extra out of character one

In utter disbelief

Is that how God feels? Are we all just God's original characters?

been building a collection of posts from like minded individuals

Tony Stark voice: "Jarvis, leak his nudes"

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

I posted this on TikTok but I thought I’d post it here too

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

Funny thing to imagine is the public finding out Spider-Man is broke gradually.

Like there will be obvious pictures of Peter using the same suit that was torn for days but people just chalk it up as him not having time to get a new one as opposed to not having the resources to repair it. Or the times they see him scavenging in trash cans and getting audibly excited to see a piece of technology that he can use. Obviously he just likes collecting old tech and whatever he found must’ve been rare. Or the number of times he saves hot dog stand vendors and all he asks in return is a single hot dog. He’s just being modest obviously and doesn’t expect much for being a hero. It’s not like he can’t afford food at times.

The time where people started actually considering that Peter might actually be broke is when he was swinging extremely fast across the city before abruptly stopping and landing on the streets to pick up a single dollar while being visibly excited about it. He even chased the dollar for a few seconds since the wind picked it up before swinging off again.

Civilians: Guys, Spider-Man can’t be broke. He spends all day helping New York and doesn’t seem to have an off day. That means he has to be somewhat financially competent so he can live comfortably when he’s not out there being a hero, unless he’s putting New York over his own well being- oh my god, he might actually be broke!