Steve Walks Into An Avengers Meeting Room To See Peter And Clint Talking:

sometimes babygirl is a grown ass man

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

"I'm in my late 20s and I'm scared I've already peaked" just don't peak then, idiot. what do you mean like you're going to just stop trying to think harder and build taller and learn more and get luckier and read deeper and dress better and fuck weirder and run faster and draw crazier and smoke danker and dance bigger and steal better and stun everyone with your cunty charm and zeal because, what, you think those are the rules? get real. get up. you have another 50 years and you're not going to use them??? give them to me.

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

Ive come up with the phrase "blorbo-in-law" which is a fictional character who isn't, like, YOUR blorbo from YOUR shows but it is your mutual's blorbo who you nevertheless have developed strong opinions about due to long term dash exposure

Peter wakes up in the middle of the night to an empty bed

When he goes to investigate he finds Tony in their baby’s room. Sitting in the rocking chair with their baby in his arm whispering about how much he loves their little family

Peter still remembers the nights he woke up to an empty bed and found Tony staring at a bootle of whiskey