I Have A Love-hate Relationship With School Essays Like I Can Finish Them, But Jesus Fucking Crist They're

Remember, it's jelqing Saturday

@thedownwardspiralsystem is gay and wants to kiss me, and I can name a few others who want to kiss who. FUCKING NASTY ASS

I'm about to smack whoever keeps sniffling and won't blow their nose. I don't care if they're bigger than me I'm going to do it-🪻

Hhh, I miss my pookie. I'm going to kidnap him or speed up time so we can finally live together-💅

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

Remember, it's ass eating Tuesday

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

I might have autism-🪻

I'm just an eepy boy in a wakey world-🪻