Petition to call all finals, tests, and projects "big school thing" because I suck at speaking well and I always mix them up and confuse people
FEED ME ♡
while he’s “roughly the size of a barge” and dumb as hell, gaston is NOT a himbo because he’s missing the ultimate himbo factor: kindness
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I was trying to delete an old tumblr thing and i deleted the whole thing. It’s like trying to take a fork out of the microwave and ripping out the microwave instead.
Concept: a generic nightclub, except every hour (can be more often), one of those songs from a middle school dance starts playing. Cupid's Shuffle, Macarena, you know it.
A tiger at my animal sanctuary, biting into the cardboard box that had her Christmas dinner inside it: mmhmhm, crumbchy.
I woke up at 7:44 yesterday after a full night not sleeping, and my cats were both? In the bathroom? And then I heard a noise before they left and ajskdjfjdjdk my sweetie girl Marigold was peEING IN THE BATHTUB. So, not a good way to start the day
Decapitated neck signals beginning of Halloween
happy new years everyone
Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday
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