When You Try To Draw Yourself But It Ends Up Looking Like That One British Streamer Everyone Loves

bro you having an existential crisis?

Humans are weird

Hey there demons, it's ya Boi. I have no thoughts, head empty but that brings me to my point. How much of social media is just mindless thoughts? Like really why do we do this, do aliens do this? Just randomly talk about anything to complete strangers. Would they find it weird? Find out thoughts weird? Just imagine the senario, trying to show an alien your phone and then bringing up the topic of social media.

Alien: So you just say things and people listen?

Human: well yes but only certain things, like funny shit or fun ideas. No one likes to listen to the stupid things we read

Alien: then why read it if it's bad? Why not ignore it or not look?

Human: well some people just have the need to argue and we like to watch, it's funny to laugh at stupid people. But we mainly just look at cat videos, here look at this one-

Alien: You watch those willingly?! They are royalty where I am from!! You should pay money for this!!!

Human in a quiet voice:….. I fucking knew it.

Who agrees that amulet is underrated?

A newly dead grimwalker is grieving and gets comforted by Caleb, and the grimwalkers like “ugh leave me alone your not my DAD” and Caleb is like “I could be, if you want.” and cue the ugly crying

raining gold 

You're all grown up now

What is this? A crossover episode???

from Amulet by Kazu Kibuishi

The hero who lost it

I got bot spammed a few days again and I was going to block all of them but after only blocking one I gave up

And all I can think of it this

-a bunch of women walking into a club with all their friends-

-me the person who lets people in by lifting up the rope-

-everyone walking in and then I put the rope down on the last person-

Woman: hey man what the hell

Me: sorry lady I just hate you specifically.