"Awh Fuck Did I- Did I Save Them For The Cost Of My Ass?"

Presenting racoon alastor

2 hours and 7 minutes. I wish I was good at drawing 😭

Same person, different font.

I don't think lucifer is much of a drinker. I DO however I think he is someone who puts non alcoholic drinks in a wine cup.

sp main 4:

cartman:kyle you're a jew-

Kyle: shut up cartman you look like an improper fraction.

Stan:a what..?

Kenny:😦🫢

cartman:AY!-

Cartman:ILL COOK YOUR DAD.

Kyle:ATLEAST MY DAD WAS AROUND LONG ENOUGH UNLIKE YOURS SO YOU KNOW WHO TO COOK. YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A RHINOS TOE. YOU DISCO BALL HEADED BITCH. YOU RAUNCHY ASS CRUSTY BITCH MORE CRUST THEN A TEENAGE GOJO LOVING GIRLS ROSE TOY.

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It sounded funnier in my head 😔

unpopular opinion on Travis Phelps (sally face)

I KNOW ILL GET HATE BUT IDC.

I seriously do not think travis likes Sal. Nor larry. Not todd either.

I seriously don't. Maybe travis likes someone in a church choir? I know kids do that in church maybe travis is also in the choir. But it really doesn't seem like it's one sided or anything at all.

I personally believe it's like a religious boy like travis when he said he knows another boy shouldn't feel this way and stuff.

(And I'm kinda sure he punched Sal and don't say that 'Oh BoYs Do ThAt' I seriously don't think travis is doing that out of being scared he likes Sal.) I think he's more jealous of Sal and him having friends and being accepted so fast.

I think he just likes a background character or a character that isn't shown. Don't come at me just an opinion. 🧍‍♂️

Things I want in hazbin hotel season 2:

Lucifer having a panic attack I like seeing my favorite characters suffer.

Them going to lu lu world sense lucifer made it (probably for charlie)

Lucifer making ducks for everyone

Alastor seeing his mom

Backstories of them all when they were alive.

I wanna know about Charlie's ex

Kinda a stretch but I think lucifer and rosie singing together would sound good.

They see Susan and vaggie has to stop charlie from punching her after she said something.

Valentino dies 🥳

I wanna see lute go fallen and tried to enter the hotel but vaggie slams it on her.

Beach episode..?

Hazbin theory.

Yall know how alastor in his demon form takes in a more wendigo pose?

Well funny thing. When someone is "turning into a wendigo" they tend to go crazy and fully transform when they "eat the flesh of human"

The only way to kill a wendigo is fire to melt their ice hearts.

Also. We know alastor is off putting and rather cold.

Wendigos tend to have " icy heart has led many to believe that burning the Wendigo could kill it."

There generally "cold and snarky"

Like alastor is.

Also I headcannon alastor only killed bad people.

"The Wendigo spirit may find particular individuals easier to possess than others. They favour traits such as selfishness, greed, gluttony, reckless/irresponsible treatment of the environment, or otherwise willingness to put one’s self ahead of others. Traditionally, these traits could be easily found in people who had already been isolated from society, or exiled, due to crimes against their people. Rapists, murderers, and thieves may be easy prey for a Wendigo spirit, and likely make for a smoother transition than someone who cares for their fellow human being, and respects life."

And when someone is turning into a wendigo in the lore. It's said that they get "Wendigo Fever" they lose it. And what I think?

I think alastor never ate humans generally only deer and bunnies and rabbits and stuff like that.

I think alastor only killed people that were bad.

And lost it after that.

And when he killed his victim I nthe woods. He was tempted to eat them this time.

And he did and while that happened? A hunter shot him confusing him for a deer. And dogs mauled him while blood was on his face and he was probably smiling. It'd made his character more creepy.

Maybe he made a deal with someone and In the contract he couldn't stop smiling.

Or maybe he was so insane when he died and first arrived he used a vodoo doll of him and stitched the mouth into a smile.

But im aware wendigos used to never be deerish animals, but seeing how vivzie (idk if I spelled that right) never actually changes the character or looks at something. She never digs deep in the lore. Like how alastor is a black man from Louisiana. And is supposed to look like a talkshow host in the 30s. But his design doesn't look like his backstory. So it's possible she looked into wendigo Lore but never digged deep.

Hazbin as humans is awesome. Did alastors mom!

This is bullshit and unfair.

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Me looking up who plays lucifer in hazbin Hotel one day:Oh where have I heard that name before? It's probably nothing.

Me getting into the newsies fandom again: WAIT WHAT.

Me looking up Jeremy Jordon: HE PLAYS WHO?

Me five seconds later:it explains why I love both characters so much.