Opossum For Naturality

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

Something people don’t bring up about nefarious goons and villainous heathens enough is that they’re always there for you. At your heights and lowest points, they’re always scheming for your miserable end and looking a little cute while doing it

russians dropped two bombs on a kindergarten today

Zeus: I can't believe you're late. Where have you been all this time?

Hermes: I had urgent circumstances...

At that time, urgent circumstances:

ok so i go by he/they on the internet, but it only includes cases when somebody's referring to me. what if i went by i/we. so for example, if i had to say "i will sacrifice your flesh :3" instead i could say "we will sacrifice your flesh :3"

is this a thing?

The beauty of living in a walkable city is that when you feel sad you can just walk and walk and walk till you stumble upon a place that makes you feel better

Süß