Dragon Memes By Me

Book!Hiccup

Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.

Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.

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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*

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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?

Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?

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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.

Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.

Fishlegs: FUCK!

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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?

Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.

Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?

Fishlegs: oh lord help me.

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Camicazi: I'll bite you.

Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.

Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.

You guys I'm not friends with her anymore she was ableist as fuck💀

My friend made a comment about my autism but I never told her I have autism so I looked up at her and I said "how did you know I have autism?" And she said "You're reading how to train your dragon right now."

Guys he looked at me the way Hiccup looks at Astrid

If he doesn't look at me the way hiccup looks at Astrid I'm sorry but I don't fucking want it.

Confession but I like Windwaljer better than Toothless as a companion. Like, Toothless is better in the sense that he's a lot funnier and witty but Windwalker just gives off that same loyal cozy vibe as a horse shaped dog.

I think we can all agree that in httyd Hiccup, Fishlegs and Camicazi are soldier poet king right?

Everyday I hate Apple for making developers think everyone in the world wants these bubble/circle updates where a swipe in the wrong direction takes you to another dimension please i like my user friendly ui please

Kuzco: You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is, you need hands.

Yet another crossover this time with The Emperor's New Groove

Yes, I made a convenient use of bushes.

AAAAHHHH I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST NOTICED THIS, BUT AT THE END OF HTTYD WHEN EVERYONE WAS GOING TOWARDS HICCUP BECAUSE HE FINALLY WOKE UP, HICCUP WAS LIMPING AND STOICK SAW AND HE HELPED HOLD HICCUP UP TO WALK AND I JUST AJKDFLSJSL

AND IDK IF YOU CAN SEE IT, BUT HICCUP HAS A REALLY BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE. UGH JUST STAB ME IN THE HEART. IT’LL HURT LESS

Thinking about how fishlegs and Hiccup are technically related.