The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 21

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 21

Avar: the moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?

Elzar, looking at Avar: yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Avar and Elzar in unison: [sighs] Stellan

Stellan: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Elzar: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Avar: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Elzar: Avar, why do you have 32 written on your arm?

Avar: I have no idea. Maybe it’s some sort of code, or maybe it’s my age. Do I look 32 to you? Tell me the truth. No, you know what… don’t.

Stellan: Well if we wrote it down, it must be something important.

Avar: Hey we should write down other stuff that seems important so we don’t forget.

Elzar, writing on Avar’s arm: Yeah, okay. Um, well, hats.

Stellan: Hats, obviously.

Elzar: Obviously.

Avar: Okay. Ah, what else? I feel like there was…

Elzar: A number.

Avar: Oh yes! 32. Write that down too.

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5

Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Elzar: yeah and I did that

Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios

Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]

Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two

Avar: What was that?

Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]

Elzar: cannibalism

Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time

Avar: The car takes a screenshot

Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out

Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Stellan: Just give him a minute

Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]

Elzar: What are you doing?

Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]

Stellan: absolute fucking idiots

Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them

Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake

Elzar: Even better!

Stellan: …what did you do

Avar, holding a chick: Here :)

Elzar: We named her Kyle!

Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing

Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!

Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?

Stellan: nO-

Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]

Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?

Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit

Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch

Avar: [slams the comlink]

Avar: Now call Kantam


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 9

Stellan: I'm sorry, why are you two in my chambers again?

Elzar: Uhmmm, we were watching your cat while you were gone.

Stellan: …I don’t see a cat.

Avar: oh, we’re not doing a good job

Stellan:

Stellan: i also don’t have a cat so get out-

Elzar: please don’t leave-

Stellan: For the last time, I told you to call me in case of an emergency. Getting stuck behind your bed is not an emergency worth my time.

Avar: Girls are hot

Avar: Guys are hot

Avar: Why is everyone so hot?

Stellan: Global warming.

Elzar: Stellan said its my turn with the brain cell.

Avar: Square up.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14

Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!

Avar:

Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?

Stellan: Yes

Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.

Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Avar: It fucking sucked.

Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.

Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Stellan: all the time

Elzar: then you should be used to it by now


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I think

Avar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Elzar: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Stellan: We could hear you clapping to the intro of that one sitcom every 25 minutes.

Elzar:

Elzar: well obviusly you two were awake too so you cant-

Elzar: If you water water, it grows.

Stellan: ...What.

Avar: He’s got a point.

Stellan: Isn't it a bit dangerous?

Avar: Stellan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Elzar: Okay, to be fair, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Avar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Avar: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Stellan: I do have a sense of humor you know

Elzar: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Stellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny


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I drew Clone.

I mean a Clone.

An Arc trooper. His names is Ace.

I Drew Clone.

He does have a scar (actually a lot of them, but only one really major one) in his face, where his helmet is all scratched too.

The symbol on his chest and helmet means balance.

If you want me to design you a Phase 2 Clone Trooper, Arc or not, write me, I’m bored af and don’t want to draw anything besides Star Wars.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan

Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-

Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos

Elzar: Who the fuck-

Stellan: Language

Elzar: … Whom the fuck-

Stellan: [driving the speeder]

Stellan: So how was your day?

Avar: we almost got surprise adopted

Stellan: what?

Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped

Stellan: oh okay

Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!

Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!

Avar: Don’t say it.

Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.

Elzar: Yes, you were.

Stellan: No, I wasn’t.

Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.

Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 27

Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm

Avar: Yep

Stellan:

Elzar: not that im scared or anything

Avar: yeah no me neither

Stellan:

Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways

Elzar: not me

Avar: hm

Stellan:

Stellan: do you guys want me to hold your hands

Avar & Elzar, simultaneously: yes please

Stellan: just tell me. did it hurt?

Elzar & Avar, covered in mud because they tried to catch a Tooka on a very rainy day on a very muddy meadow: did what hurt

Stellan: when you broke through Coruscant's surface, ascending from hell

Avar: Stellan won’t come out to spar with me

Elzar: just tell him I said something

Avar: like what?

Elzar: anything factually incorrect

Stellan, arriving a few minutes later: did you say that the sUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-

Avar: Without you Stellan, we’re just two idiots

Elzar: You make us a family, Stellan.

Stellan: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.

Elzar: No, you’re the mom.

Avar: Yeah, definitely the mom.


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