Hey. What Do A Selkie And A Ziploc Bag Have In Common

Weirdly Specific Things from Dreams

Okay, I was pondering this on the way home from work, so, which weirdly specific (or specifically weird) thing that tends to crop up my dreams have you also noticed in yours?

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

This was. funny to me

(they could be real btw: [1] [2])

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

How does the spooder sleep?

A study on drider sleep positions.

The belly sleeper - not as comfy as it looks - looks like you face planted - standing up is fast

2. The side sleeper - comfy - spider leg salad 3. The dead spider - you look pretty dead - comfy for the drow spine - standing up involves a lot of wriggling

4. The sleeping giraffe - hella cute - spine will hurt tho

happy Thursday the 20th

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.