The Decepticons Are Dysfunctional Bc The Head Honcho Is On Crack, Two Of His Subordinates Are Trying

If followed, the only letters left are "o-p"

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"Denial is a seductive mistress. And she's in my bed every night" has to be a great way to introduce the idea of being aromantic to people, so thanks for that!

i think one of the first times i realized i was aro(while immediately denying it) was when, a few years ago, a friend of mine kept hinting that she was poly and that she dates people other than her bf all the time. and she’s very flirty, literally with everyone, so i didn’t really think anything of it, until she started hinting at dating me.

and even though i was flattered and she’s great, like, dating her romantically would probs be amazing, i felt a little grossed about it. not by her. just the thought of dating with romantic intent. and so i played oblivious and pretended i didn’t hear any implications in what she was saying.

it surprised me at the time, bc here is someone i’m friends with, who’s funny and cute and very romantic if her bf has any say, and obviously attracted to me and was willing to date me, or at least fuck tbh, and all i could think about was how i needed to change the convo right now.

denial is a seductive mistress. and she’s in my bed every night.

Pokemon SWSH - Allister Headcanons (General)

This is my first post and my first time writing for characters so please forgive me if I'm all over the place haha...Allister is such a sweetheart and I really regret not getting Shield just because he's not a Sword charater :(

Anyway, it's a given that he's really introverted.

His Gengar acts as a parental figure for him. Hear me out.

I don't know much about his family life but right now I assume that his parents weren't in the picture much. So I think Gengar would have taken that role for him.

Given that his best friends are ghosts, he never really learned to socialize with other people.

He's actually a really sweet kid, he's just introverted and doesn't know how to put his thoughts into words.

Which leads me to believe that he likes art. Specifically abstract art because it doesn't have to have a definite form. It's whatever he wants, and that is a comfort to Allister.

He would never show his drawings to anyone though. Only his Pokemon, *maybe* a close friend if you're lucky

Night owl FOR SURE

Loves looking up at the stars, definitely has a space dedicated to astronomy books and stuff

I saw this somewhere online and thought it was really cute - his mask is based off of Cursola :)

Gets overstimulated easily, especially during battles at the Ghost Gym. His pokemon would help him calm down and get to a quiet place after

Probably is at least a little into witchy stuff - has a small altar for little trinkets and offerings

I've been thinking lately on how the death note works fundamentally with names, it's confirmed that legal names don't really factor at all, since why would an ancient book follow the law of man, but rather how you identify yourself (I think) so that got me thinking of people who refer to themselves by another name entirely, not theiregal name, but a name known only to them

Worldbuilding Idea: After an apocalyptic event that made the earth inhospitable, a civilisation is built around the worship and maintenance of a machine called "The Grand Eviscerator" which was originally used to turn biological waste to energy but was scaled up tremendously, now it is a gaping, churning machine that takes people and provides energy for the civilization to use

The gunslinger from etg

Cowboy/Western Mage

This funny

There are a fair few faux feminist statements I hate, but “We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” is one of them.

Which brings me to the idea that has been bugging me, what name would Light have to write to kill Saul goodman from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, would Light have to write Jimmy McGill or Saul Goodman? I didn't count his alias as Gene from BCS season 6 as I doubt it

I've been thinking lately on how the death note works fundamentally with names, it's confirmed that legal names don't really factor at all, since why would an ancient book follow the law of man, but rather how you identify yourself (I think) so that got me thinking of people who refer to themselves by another name entirely, not theiregal name, but a name known only to them

I agree this shit is cool

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me