Little Girl Can’t Say “frog” (x)

metal gear fans when they see an unsucked cock

Be ace control the human race

my opinion about Travis McElroy:

I don't personally find him funny, but like, that's fine. mbmbam is funny with or without him.

it seems he relapsed a bit in his journey to manage his mental health, slipped up, and now everyone is being overly dickish about it.

he apologized to the ppl he'd had an outburst at. they're fine. they're not upset.

so while I might not be a huge fan, I've got nothing against him. I partially understand his struggles-- I've had my own overemotional outbursts due to my own poor mental health that I regret now.

tldr: Travis McElroy is an okay person, he had a recent minor slip up bc of his mental health, unfortunately it was public so ppl are escalating and overreacting

personally the lattice method of multiplication is the reason i hate math

just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

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shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

Fuck love at first sight, give me friends at first sight. Maybe it's the instant recognition that whatever you have going on in your head, the person in front of you has the same stuff. It can be the spark of connection, the mirrored smile from opposite sides of a room, the companionable silence in a library, the shared boredom at a train station, the startled laugh that brings that warm, fuzzy, pleased satisfaction in the person that caused it. The joining forces for a shared objective despite being strangers, the lending a hand in the right moment, or maybe it's someone else making in the introductions, connecting two people that until now lived in close but separated quarters. There are a thousand ways to fall into a new friendship. Friendship at first sight. Adopting another person to be a part of your life, for who knows how long. Sharing a bus ride. Reading the same book and talking about it on the internet. Looking at someone and realising once again: "oh, we could be friends." Incredible.