Jasontells To A New Friend How He Wants To Kill The Joker.

Jason*tells to a new friend how he wants to kill the Joker*.

Danny*takes a sip then gives him the thermos*: Chill, dude. Just eat him.

Jason:..What have you got in your thermos, Danny?

Danny: Do not ask the question if you already know the answer. But it’s something with an ecto signature.

Jason:

Danny: Don’t be shy. I already had breakfast today.

~~~~

Batman: Suspiciously, no sign of the Joker.

Batman: What are you drinking, Hood?

Red Hood: Em..Soda?

Batman: Which flavor is it?

Red Hood *who can’t keep his mouth shut*: Sweet revenge.

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2. Law looks down at Yuba, his face partially hidden by the collar of his long coat.
Law: "And if I am?"

3. Yuba looks up at Law while standing in his shadow. Yuba looks nervous and gulps.
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4. Yuba tries to act brave again, shouting, "I'm not scared o'you!!"

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1. Law and Yuba stand across from each other. Yuba is pointing at Law.
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2. Law smirks, amused by Yuba's claim.
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3. Law now squats down, arms resting on his knees, to be at Yuba's eye level. Yuba seems spooked by this.
Law: "I'll bite, kid. What's my secret?"

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Yuba: "It's- Y-you. The...the only reason-"

2. Law still looks amused, smirking and tilting his head as he waits for Yuba to get his words out.
Yuba: "-that you s-steal hearts is 'cuz-"

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4. The dark outline of a black feather coat is seen.

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1. A low shot of children's legs running as they sprint away back down the alleyway. They are all yelling different things.
"Ruuun!"
"Eek!"
"I TOLD you!"
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Cora: "You have BOTH."

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