"i Could Fix Him" I Could Break Him. I Could Snap That Fucker In Half

i was gonna fully render this piece but i dont have the energy to do it so just have it as is

ponk picked the wrong type of prosthetics for the day bc he didnt think theyd be going up a mountain. bf gotta carry him up the rocks

you make me nauseous, you make me sick

[ transcript *quackity playing a peaceful song on his guitar in the background and singing softly* bad: LUCY! what are you eating- oh my goodness, lucy. bad, his voice getting farther away: keep playing the guitar, quackity! *quackity is still playing the guitar* bad, distantly: LUCY! what the fudge are you doing?! alright, that's it- bad, his voice getting closer: I'm holding lucy now, this dog is not being very smart... *quackity has not stopped playing the guitar nor has he acknowledged anything bad is saying* end transcript ]

quackity serenely playing the guitar while bad scolds his dog for eating something she shouldn’t

I kid you not when I say I'm using tumblr finally in two years for this , enjoy

tbh the way i see it, quackity & bad are that one trope where the kid tries to impress their hot babysitter but just ends up annoying them lolllll

OH MY GOD. THATS IT EXACTLY. YOU CRACKED THE CODE

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help girl I'm getting beat up by three children

mans chillin

so the dsmp is a homonormative society right, that’s been established, and i was talking w @a-firefly-faerie about this and we realized the possibility of heterophobia is very much there and also the funniest fucking concept ever. like. c!karl’s time traveling and ends up at c!phil and c!techno’s house and assumes they’re together and is corrected when he makes this assumption and the interaction goes smth like

karl: so how have you two been? how’s married life treating you guys?

phil: what

techno: what

karl: well, you guys are married arent you? yknow, two guys, secluded in the wild, alone

phil: i have a wife mate lmao

karl: a wif- uh. oh. i didn’t know you lived THAT kind of lifestyle, haha...

like the concept of heterophobic c!karl is THE funniest shit to me.

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