"I Didn't Know Seduction Was The Solution To Climate Issues"

"I raise zombies I don't fuck fish." "What's the difference?"

"Suffocation, no breeding."

"Gaslighting ten year olds is my favorite pass time!"

"For only 33 dollars we could have unknown pee."

Pick Tumblr's Favorite Pokemon, Day 19!

Here's today's batch of pokemon! Who's your favorite? Remember, these first rounds are not single elimination - every pokemon with at least 10% of the vote will move on! (Note: I pretty much exclusively use the android app, which doesn't have decimal points yet. If my app says 10%, it means 10%, even if it's 9.5-9.9% on the web)

Also, congrats to yesterday's winners!

"oHo, i can freeze the ooze!"

But those spines aren't as good as f r e s h ones

Soup god again:

Please just take the god damn spine the police are after

ok thanks for the spine

i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER

"This giant box here is the milk box."

"There were multiple monks who has homoerotic dreams about jesus."