Percy Jackson X Harry Potter Ship Name Would Be Aquamagic Idc.

Hello there!! So a few nights ago I was just thinking about how it's kind of ridiculous that we call Tamlin a tampon. Because a tampon is actually kind of useful, ykwim? And then I was like, but we needed Tamlin so that Feyre would go to Prythian. And then I was like, "Yeah, and you gotta throw away a used tampon cuz it gets toxic, just like Tamlin did" and idk if this was it, but that made me realize that this is it

Maybe i'm wrong, but does anyone else think the breeding of demi gods in PJO is not just a "Oh those gods, so horny they cannot stop themselves from impregnating mortals" thing but also a very fucked up type of survival strategy? Like, a god's strenght often depends on how many people worship them (idk if it's like that in pjo but feel free to correct me), they left their homeland to go to the new heart of western civilization, however they're very much not the main gods worshiped there, so what do they do now? They breed themselves a bunch of half humans that are pretty much obligated to be their believers. It also does nothing to help me put my tinfoil hat down the fact that the gods also canonly use their demi kids as problem solvers

CanNOT wait for Blood Of Olympus jdmsmzkcjfnfjfjfjrj

this was the biggest joke of my life

i will never get over these tfota parallels

jude at the beginning of tcp:

jude at the end of tqon:

Season 4 will pull my unconscious body along

There’s something extremely heartbreaking about Nicos cameo/first words in the show being him looking for Bianca. He’s always going to be the little boy looking for his big sister. Season three is going to be the end of me.

how to interact with the god of war, brutality and bloodlust: a guide by 12 year olds:

stay unimpressed

outsmart him

tell him to watch his mouth

bonus: Annabeth 'ready to stab Hephaestus' Chase

something about percy winning against ares by drawing first blood, not giving a fuck that it’s the god of war he is making an enemy out of vs him being caught totally unaware by luke and luke drawing first blood because percy hesitated, because this is his friend, because making an enemy out of a god is way more preferable over making an enemy out of a friend. percy winning against insurmountable odds vs him losing because his loyalty is truly and undoubtedly fatal.

It's crazy to think that Jude was Madoc's favorite because she was the most like him.

and she stopped being his favorite because she was the most like him.

They were too similar, bound to clash.

i don't know who made this but YOU ARE GENIUS I LOVE YOU

“With all due respect, which is none,”

- Percy Jackson, probably