All The Cute Nicknames Victor Frankenstein Called His Son Throughout The Book:

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

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Horace’s Carmen Saeculare is wild

I knew all of these names individually but I never realised how insane they sound put together. Someone who doesn’t know Horace please make a story using these as the chapter names.

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Fagin is a DILF

Evidence:

He takes as good care as he can of many children who wouldnt have a roof over their heads or food in their bellies otherwise: therefore he is a dad

He steals from rich people: therefore he is hot

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Millycore for Millyday @millificent 💞💞💞

Frankenstein looking at his monster before and after seeing the eyes

Me @ sth I just finished writing: This is peak poetry. This is epitome of beauty. * chef's kiss *

Me @ same writing 1 hour later: Is this my hideous progeny?

happy easter!!!

They took Parks and Rec off Netflix so this is how I am coping :’)

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