Certainly Not Me…

Why is everyone so obsessed with breaking Telemachus’ bones. Boys, get more creative if you’re gonna threaten a prince, come on😂

The ending of mutiny kind of reminds me of “think mark, think!” From Invincible.

“These were Helios’ cattle, and now you’ve killed one! Who will Helios send??? Think Eurylochus, think!”

LADIES, GENTS, THE FOLKS IN BETWEEN, AND THE NONE OF THE ABOVES, REMINDER THAT THE VENGEANCE SAGA STREAM STARTS AT 9:30 EASTERN STANDARD TIME! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

i can't help laughing at the "you don't understand, this man plans for every fight!" line. because like. isn't that fighting 101. have a plan? "no no! we have to be careful! this man thinks!"

Absolutely criminal behavior from this man😂😂😂

Jorge why

“Men don’t cry”

WRONG

Odysseus cried every morning of his 7 year stay with Calypso. He sobbed on he beach for 2555 days in a row. Do you know how much of a commitment that is?

And do you know how MANLY Odysseus is? The man who was a soldier for ten years, killing for his family. The man who fought giants. The man with muscles so impressive the author had to describe his ‘boxers build’ and ‘rippling thighs’ constantly? The man who easily strung a bow with a 300 pound draw weight, then shot it perfectly? And then proceeded to easily slaughter 100+ grown men?

Never say men don’t cry. Be like Odysseus.

I desperately need a rendition of “Survive” in Ithaka Saga’s song “King”. Let me hear Odysseus unleash his remaining rage and fury on the Suitors, the only things standing in between him and the end of his journey home.

So as I was listening to 600 strike I realized that there was a particularly different squelching sound while ya know…Odysseus is making Poseidon eat his words, and I thought I was going crazy until Jorge released a new short just now.

The squelching was from when Poseidon is choking on his own blood while getting stabbed in the throat 😐

Welcome home, Odysseus. Penelope has missed you…

Tumbles I need someone to jump start my brain.

In “I Can’t Help but Wonder”, Odysseus has a line where he goes “today you’re not alone”, and he has a little partial riff where he holds that “alone”.

Is that supposed to be a shortened version of the “Telemachus” riff or am I just losing it???