Van: Wait... Lottie, You're A Lesbian Right?

the prophet predicting her own death fucks ngl

"It's not what you think it means" Lottie's right, the necklace means you're gay

Thought this was a necessary measure because we all know that surge of clueless thirsty tiktok fans is gonna happen.

[woah this post blew up how,,,,, psa that i have indepth analysis + theories on my feed if you crave more sotr content]

rip to this canonically absolute fucking dumbass (picks fights with the deranged butcher, gets dumped for the guy's cousin, is too sexy for this cave, falls into a pit TWICE)

its just a cut!! you dont have to be such a baby

i love that jackieshauna was soft confirmed by tai and van in the same exact way we've been joking for weeks. we said "shauna moans jackie's name while making out with melissa" and the writers said "shit did we leak something????"

I need ALL the JV girls to lose it. Since the mf PILOT Mari has been the one actively imcluding/protecting the JV girls. Mari befriends Akilah before the crash even happens, and in the first two seasons is constantly by her side. She's the one we always see talking to the JV girls. She was the link between both groups at the beginning. She was always there in the background talking to one, or comforting one when times got rough. I require Akilah losing it and the other JVs jumping at this chance. I need them all angry because that was their older sister. I need them to hurt Shauna like she hurt them by taking away the original link to the seniors and the person who loved them the most out there.

i want akilah to be so Furious i want her to beat shauna with her own hands. what do you mean jackie got to be treated as a human in death and shauna got to grieve and then mari is immediately turned to an object a sacrifice a Thing. what do you mean jackie kept her coat and mari’s hair was cut off.

l wrote down my thoughts as I was watching episode 3 so might as well post it lol

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3 EPISODE 3 BELOW

Mari that a gay man

Mari omfg stop pls

LMFAO DOUBLE PEPPER SORAY

OH FAMN LOTTIES SHIT WORKED

Speak of the devil (she’s actually my pookie and an Angel)

Lottie and Callie are such an iconic duo

U BITCH SHAUANA IS TRYING HER HARDEST

Mari’s such a pussy lmfao

Can y’all be buddies that would be fun

Oh nice crisis Ben

HES A SUB NOOOOOOO

fair crash out honestly

MARI PLS HAVE PITY ON THE MAN

Oh my poor baby

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY 

Mari pls don’t betray him

Oh they bondiinnnng

IS SHE STULL BLOWING HER PARENTS MONEY

OH SHES STILL TJ MAXX GIRL LMFAO

CALLIE LOOKS BOTH SCARED AND EXILARATED

Shauna don’t break her heart pls (this is about Misty)

Awwwwww, u still have a wife tai

IS IT REAL IT HAS TO BE WHAT IS JAPPENING

TAI STOP IT WITH YHE FIRE PLS

U FEEL LIKE OTHER TAI

SLAP THAT BITCH VAN

NO WE DONG WE HERE JACKSHIT

FUCK THIS

ohh cave girl

Dw Mari he won’t kill u

U BITCH MARI

I SWEAR TO GOD

CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING

OK THE WILDERNESS WANT ONE OF YHEM DEAD

SHAUNA GIRL I WANNA DEFEND U BUT I CANT RN

she still calls her shipman (yes I’ve already realized this but still)

THE GAYS

only u girl

Shauna u made out with taht girl

Girl look at her have pity on the jv

Melissa has fallen hard and Shauna is well maybe I dunno

U coulda thought of this earlier

Christ Lottie leave Akilah alone pls

The besties :)))))

Lottie I swear to fuck

LOTTIE

Fair reaction

Calie standing there like what the fuck is happening?

WHAT. ABOUT. UR. WIFE.

an Ice cream parlor is important tf

No Misty pls Shauna’s just a bitch the rest are chill 

Shuana and Mari bonding???????

Coyote eating a rabbit feels symbolic (cries in jackieshauna’s usual symbolism)

OH COME ON MAN

CAN THE WILDERNESS SHUT UP

So akilah is connected

Melissa my nerd and gen my non nerd

Oh hell nah

Van u good girl 

That guys was so sad

WHY IS THERE A DOIR WHAT IS THIS

DID VAN BURN GHE CABIN DOWN WHATS THE SUMBOLISM MEAN

Oh they trippin balls

Akilah u so dead next

So Travis wasn’t lying?

Ok shuana in a lake

NOOO HER BABY

SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY WTF

well that’s horrifying

VAN DID U BURN GHE CABIN WHAT IS THIS

Lottie????

HELLL NAHHHHHHHH

NO JACKIE

IS THIS OURGATORY WHAT IS YHIS

IM SO CONFUSED 

Lottie and Jackie my favs are creeping me tf out

JACKIE WAHT U MEAN

AROUND HER NECK WTFGFFFFF

WHAT IS THIS

JACKIE LOTTIE WHAT IS GHIS

well they’re alive somehow

Come on he saved three of them and Mari h woulda let him be

MARI I SWEAR

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Yellowjackets cast a Melanie's nearly the end of the season dinner