Toby: I Hate Brushing My Teeth At Night Because That Signifies That You Can't Have Any More Food And

Slenderman: I just saw a bunch of dead bodies in the yard.

Slenderman: Do you have anything to do with that, Jeff?

Jeff: Why do you always automatically assume it's me?

Slenderman: ...

Jeff: ....

Jeff: Alright it was me!

Liu: I got a bad feeling about this

Jeff: What do you mean?

Liu: Don’t you ever hear that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble?

Jeff: no?

Liu: That actually explains a lot

Toby: what do you call a fish with no eye

Hoodie:Myxine Circifrons.

Toby: ...

Toby:.. Fsh

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Slenderman: Are you serious?

Ben: Dead serious

Slenderman: ....

PALESTINIAN ESCAPE FUNDS CLOSE TO THEIR GOAL

Donate to help Deyaa and his family escape Gaza - €10,754/20,000

2. Help Shadi's Family Evacuate Gaza - $1,306 / 15,000

3. Help Ruaa And Her Siblings Evacuate Gaza - $7,171/ 15,000

4. Help Mohammed Aljbour Evacuate his family - €2,121 / 10,000

5. Supporting Samah's family to survive the war - $30,805 / 35,000

Dating tips

Jeff the killer:DATING TIP! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it’s hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. ESTABLISH YOUR DOMINANCE!!!

Eyeless jack: I can see now why you’re still single

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come over

castiel: come over

Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels

Castiel: WHat is it, a tricycle?

Dean: You were supposed to say 'but my parents aren't home'

Castiel: I was distracted by your tricycle

Dean: okay start over

Castiel: Come over

Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels

Castiel: What color is your tricycle?

Dean: ...Fuck you

Drive

Sam: We gotta get to the hospital fast

Dean: Then I should drive

Sam:WHy?

Dean: Cause I got nothing to live for and drive like it

Sam:okay, let's do it

(later in the car)

Everyone: *screaming*