Me: *pauses tfatws*
Disney+: Somebody say ✨color scheme✨?
I’m sorry but I have an obsession
If a gay, powerful, Eastern European serial murderer was in love with me, I would just simply reciprocate those feelings
I’m reblogging this to make it 69 notes
Waiter: what do you want?
Eddie: for my husband to act like an adult for once
Waiter: I mean from the menu
Richie: dinosaur chicken nuggets
Roses are red, violets are blue,
If I have to die then so the fuck do you
I love him
Oh, what? You want proof? Fine….
I spent entirely too much time on this and it turned out shit
Excuse me this is pansexual erasure, look me in the eyes and tell me that tiny bastard man cares who he sleeps with so long as hamburger buns are involved. You can't.
the way the only cishet in the gang is frank
You’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that I’m wrong? Alignment chart of the Dc bisexuals
(These are just my opinions, if you don’t agree don’t be hostile about it!!)
@dadstiel
alright ive convinced myself