I’m Tired Of Us As A Society Trying To Tell Ourselves Cheavy Isn’t Sexy As Fuck

Headcanons for TFC Medic!!

OKAY SO GHIS DUDE???? CMEDIC TOOK OVER MY BRAIN AND SO DID CHEAVY. NOW I HAVE HEADCANONS BOUNCING IN MY BRAIN RAH!!!

Headcanons!!

Cmedic strikes me as a motorcycle dude,, just from his pose in the comics

Has taken Cheavy on a motorcycle, Cheavy had 5 near death experiences from that alone

Him and Cheavy are dating (Heel & Steel Supremacy + brainrot)

He's actually good friends with Beatrice (TFC Pyro) due to Cmedic accidentally making flammable chemicals in which Bea can use

Bilingual, can speak Dutch + English (because he would sound so rad speaking Dutch???? Dutch is so cool guys)

Though he knows some phrases in French and Spanish, which he uses on Cheavy.

Cheavy HATES this (he actually loves it in secret)

Cmedic without his breather = instant mauling of people

Also will maul you if you get into his chemical collection at all, even Cheavy

Fruit fanatic, his diet is all fruit. The apples WILL NOT keep the Doctor away, he will maul at them.

Everyone is on edge when Cmedic eats fruit due to this. It's terrifying in person.

Tbh, I feel like Cmedic would raise TF2 Medic and Pyro. But, at different times, Medic first and Pyro second (making a fanfic on this idea lol)

Pyro gets his face scarring from Cmedic's chemicals TM

Cmedic's real name is Ruben, only Cheavy calls him this (in private)

Those are the onky ones I can think off the top of my head, but there WILL be more. Hope you had fun reading, and don't be shy to share your own in my ask bar!!!

awe,, poor cheavy being allergic :((

Also Cheavy and Heavy could just take in Russian in a whole chapter lol

Anyways time for silly old me to actually ask things about Cmedic, Cheavy, Medic, and Heavy!! (You can choose which you wanna answer, idm :)) )

-Would your Cmedic ride a motorcycle? Cmedic just always striked me as a motorcycle rider.

-What other languages does the team know? French, Spanish, etc?

-Do any of them have favorite animals, or specific ones? If so, which?

-If Cheavy found a horde of non-blighted puppies/kittens, would he take them?

And that's all for now lol, sorry for the list but I'm just really happy that I can talk to people about Cmedic and Cheavy!!!

-Probably, but he wouldn't do it often. Cheavy's the one with more experience on a motorcycle.

-Cmedic know English, Haitian Creole, and some French and Chinese. Medic knows English and German. Heavy knows English and Russian. Cheavy knows English, Spanish, and Russian. It was required for the Sisterhood that Cheavy know the local language + another language of his choosing. He still speaks both fluently, but hasn't been able to use them in years.

-Medic loves doves, Heavy loves robins, Cmedic loves bunnies, and Cheavy loves puppies. He tried owning a cat when he was younger but quickly learned that he had horrible allergies.

-Probably, but he'd have to give the kittens up to Cmedic because of allergies.

makes sense, Mantis Shrimp are terrifying due to the fact they can punch a shell apart.

On another topic of discussion that relates to Heal & Steel (I love the ship name).

My brain was kinda just bouncing around ideas when I was reading fanfiction and listening to music. Then a thought occurred to me:

Merman AU, starring Cmedic and Cheavy.

I just wanted to share, thought it might be a fun idea to tell about. (And my brain brainstorming ideas for it already)

Cmedic as a mantis shrimp

Cheavy's Boyfriend guys. The real Cmedic in his true form.

On another topic of discussion that relates to Heal & Steel (I love the ship name).

My brain was kinda just bouncing around ideas when I was reading fanfiction and listening to music. Then a thought occurred to me:

Merman AU, starring Cmedic and Cheavy.

I just wanted to share, thought it might be a fun idea to tell about. (And my brain brainstorming ideas for it already)

Cmedic as a mantis shrimp

Basic Introduction

Hii!! I'm helpmulti-fandom, or simply just Pride ^^

Discord - Super_Pride#3656 (if you ever wanna talk) (ACTIVE)

Ao3 - InkyOranges (ACTIVE)

Some basic DNIs so we can get started

Pedos

Pro-Shippers

EXTREME Ship Haters (to clarify: if you hate Conquest x War, that's completely fine since we're all entitled to an opinion! Just don't send people after me for shipping it ykyk)

Anti-LGBTQ

Though PLEASE interact if you like the basis premise of TBoI Horsemen or TBoI in general I am wilting dying of starvation from talking to people who don't know them (I am slowly going insane keeping all the made up lore inside my brain) ‼️‼️‼️

Some Things About Me

All Pronouns!! Idm which you use ❤❤

TBoI is a big yes, it reeks from my brain

Also big into Rainworld too ^^

For more clarification: The title of my blog is due to me accidentally simping for Conquest because,, my brain hates real people apparently???

PS: No, I won't be talking about Conquest x War all the time. This Tumblr was made so I potentially get more TBoI / Rain World friends.

So please don't feel like that I will start mauling you if you say one bad thing about the ship, I'm very open to other people's opinions (no matter how harsh they are)

Main reason I ship Conquest x War is mainly due to reading a one-shot of the ship on Ao3, which I still dearly love to this day. After that, things just.. build from there.

But yes, I ship other things than that.

But anyways, hope you all have a great day ❤❤❤

Tbh in a Monster Hunter Stories 1-2 centered AU with the TFC cast, I can imagine this scenario happening:

Cmedic, a rider, trying to calm down a blighted Bazelgeuse: He don't bite-

Cheavy, who is probably a hunter and has inflicted Blastblight: yES IT DO-

Cryptic images from the author?? Lovely.

TBTF FAN DISCORD INTEREST CHECK

i personally would love to have a place to put my long, mad ramblings where people would actually understand what im talking about, as well as just being able to connect with other TBTF Enjoyers TM better than i can through tumblr. if enough people are also interested in it i would love to make it a real thing so! interest check time!

TBTF FAN DISCORD INTEREST CHECK

i personally would love to have a place to put my long, mad ramblings where people would actually understand what im talking about, as well as just being able to connect with other TBTF Enjoyers TM better than i can through tumblr. if enough people are also interested in it i would love to make it a real thing so! interest check time!

Me, rattling a bell like I'm calling a bunch of cattle: OLD GAY MEN! COME GET YOUR OLD GAY MEN!

Featuring TBTF Cheavy and Cmedic :P

My Deviantart!

Just had a pro-shipper reblog my work.

Fucking gross. Shouldn't you assholes be informing the neighbors that you just moved in?