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I wish this had been acceptable and normal when I was coming of age...
OK, yeah, this is what I want to be doing
Such a sexy pose
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GOTTA PEE
Ā Two womenĀ friends had gone for a girlsā night out.
Both were very faithful and lovingĀ wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Ā Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped inĀ the cemetery.
Ā One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.
Ā Her friend however wasĀ wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
Ā She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreathĀ with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.
Ā After theĀ girls did their business, they proceeded to Go home..
Ā The next day, theĀ husband of one of the women was concerned
That his normally sweet andĀ innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband andĀ said:
āThese girl nights have got to stop! Iām starting to suspect theĀ worst. My wife came home with no panties!!ā
Ā āThatās nothing,ā said theĀ other husband,
āMine came back with a card stuck to her ass that saidā¦..
Ā āFrom all of us at the Fire Station.
Weāll never forgetĀ you.āĀ ā
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Do I look cool? Or do you think people will make fun of me today? Be honest please ā¤ļøāš©¹
I'm outside...aloneā¤ļøā𩹠again!
Who needs clothes anyway?
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Just so sexy & cute. with a nice bulge looking a release... hopefully orally...
Fun activity in the tub
"Wetter is Better"
Bailey Jay
And sometimes everything is just right...
Bi-curious and aroused by so many bodies
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