Hey Y'all

hello tmi warning and half nsfwork warning rahhhh

my girlfriend and i just exchanged weird things to say about genitals, including:

"your cunt is endearing"

"your pussy is proportionate"

"it feels like home"

"your dick is so cool"

and "your dick’s enticing"

neither of us have a dick

i love being a little freak on tumblr nobody can stop me

um uh uhhh i uh

here's middle aged baby girl

they threw him in the pool ☹️💔

Vinny Vinesauce in PERSONA 4

binyot plz plae bootsona 4

grandpa pussy attack

so this guy right

like . this is about him correct

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.

The American dream; join a band then die at 27

literally what does this mean

i'm scared

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #so true and add it to #courtney love, you end up with #jabroni mike.