Fanon Hawks: I Can't Cook For Shit, I Always Just Order Out Because I Will Burn My Home Down If I Turn

It’s really disgusting the crap you post. And problematic. Just delete and stop

Imma bring back the porn twitter lol

(Minor Spoilers)

1 thing I love about Hawks is that he knows the different threat levels of a villain and doesnt under estimate them either.

When it came to Twice, he saw him a bigger threat than dabi due to his sad man parade. While he also knew that Twice was a good guy, he was still a villain nonetheless. He knew he had to be eliminated, even though he didn't want to.

When it came to AFO, he knew how much of a bigger threat he was and went straight for the kill. Yet couldn't due to AFO's helmet. But even after destroying it, Hawks still remained adament on making sure that AFO was NOT locked up, but KILLED.

Nice view

Seeing that Hawks canonically says things like 'ain't', makes me relieved because then I don't have to suppress my southern dialect as much, though I still do. Until he says shit like wouldn't've and shouldn't've, I'll stick to the bare minimum of him saying 'ain't' very rarely.

*Secretly headcannon Hawks saying American slang, due to him working over seas and picking up the slang from Americans.*

Haha, cute birdman says: Those shoes are pretty ballin, think I'll save up for those kicks.

C.Hawks: I'm Hawks, a man who is too fast for his own good. I'm the number 2 pro hero in Japan. You can count on me if you're in trouble!

F.Hawks: I'm also Hawks... but better! I'm also the number 2 pro hero in Japan. You can call me to your bed anytime and I will make sure to service you until the very end~

C.Hawks scowling at F.Hawks: GO BACK TO THE HELL HOLE YOU FLEW OUT OF! NOBODY WANTS YOU!

F.Hawks: Ouch, someones mad I get all the ladies...

C.Hawks: I will pin you to a wall with my feathers and leave you there to rot.

F.Hawks: Oo kinky, I like it.

C.Hawks: Goodbye, I'm out. I'm going on vacation, bye.

Chapter comes out later today, aka when I wake up and decide to get out of my bed.

C.Hawks: I hate Dabi, he smells horrible and is a liar.

F.Hawks: I want that man to fuck me sideways and leave marks all over my body. He can do whatever he wants to me and I will be all for it.

C.Hawks visibly concerned: WHAT THE FUCK

I love canon Hawks, he's so cool and amazing, ah, I'm everything to do with the canon because eh... In some way it feels right? Real? (nothing against fanon, I love Hawks in all his forms hahahaha)

But if you don't mind, can you compare Hawks with a hero s/o, who works with him constantly (maybe in his agency or not, is not important) I'm just curious about it. Thank you, I enjoy lots your content.

Alrighty, after some thinking I got an idea of what to write.

Canon Hawks when working with a hero s/o, he makes sure to stay close to them, but not too close. He just wants to make sure they don’t get into any trouble. He does not stick them all the time, for he lets them have their space. While the two work together constantly, they do have their moments where they do separate missions and specialize in specific types of work. They have their moments of banter and fun but like to keep things very profession during work. Outside of work, the two are inseparable.

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Fanon Hawks loves to tease and is very playful, even at work. Rather than doing paperwork or keeping his agency afloat, he likes to spend his time messing around. When it comes to patrols, missions and keeping popularity rating up, Hawks is always first to show up and steal the crowd and be the center of attention. When he is with his s/o, he makes sure everyone knows that they belong to him and will flaunt them to the world. His fans are jealous, and the media loves to eat up any drama or rumors from the two. All in all, Hawks will make sure the world knows who belongs to him.

Looks lile chapter by chapter won, so I'll release chapter 1 later tonight. Chapter 2 is probably my longest cbapter so far. Still working on chapter 3.

The fact that this was posted in April and is STILL getting likes blows my mind. IT'S JUST A SILLY HEADCANON! WHY IS EVERYONE ALL OVER THIS?!

Whenever I re-watch the 3rd MHA movie, I like to think that Hawks is fast, but like, inhumanely fast. So fast that he can dodge literal gunfire and take down the enemies with ease. BECAUSE HE FUCKING DOES! He moves so fast that he is unharmed as he fights on the ground and still keeps going. Without his wings btw, because his feathers are busy searching, so ye. Hawks is fast, but like, inhumanely fast that it's scary.