Hey So We Found Your Boyfriend Living In The Tunnels. Yeah. Yeah He Had So Many Fucked Up If True Books

The corruption

when I was a kid I had a small slide in my backyard. unbeknownst to me, a hive of wasps had decided to happily homestead underneath it. so one day I decide that I wanna be a bona fide disney child star. I set up my camera near the top of the slide, perform my audition, and decide to complete my dance routine with a ride down the slide.

dear reader, now that all the stings have long since healed, that video is the single funniest product of my childhood

rip jonah magnus you would've loved pride

revisiting YA dystopias you used to love be like. oh haha here’s the 12 variations upon “what if the government picked who you should date”… lmao divergent was so extra in hindsight… and the hunger games— wait. oh. **oh**

I don’t usually dress very interestingly, but I’ll oblige

(not doing tags, feel free to join if you see this)

picrew chain? <3

Picrew

Baby Carrot outfit maker

THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS!! I will be updating this from time to time :p OK to use for: pfp, character reference, tiktok trends I guess et

i love this new picrew sm! tagging blogs i enjoy, you're welcome to join. :-)

@bpd-culture-is @mtsodie @clownrecess @shroomsnail

did anyone hear that. it sounded like an alien attack

♫ Shuddup, you're STUPID! ♫

[Plaintext: she who on my what til i— oh my god what the fuck is that thing]

she who on my what til i— oh my god whh at t he ff u ck ist that th i n g

Wet cat man who doesn't listen, whatever will he do

if we're all intensely homophobic (literal) enough then eventually there will be an avatar of the gay. who’s with me

new ask game: give me one of the fourteen fears and I’ll give you an anecdote about it

personally I’m keeping it lighthearted but y’all have free will so do what you like