Statement Of Me Regarding My Overnight Stay At Your Mothers Place Of Residence

has anyone ever… like…. casually listened to the magnus archives. did anyone ever consume that podcast normally and then just.. do something else. I’ve never met someone who listened to tma and didn’t absorb it into their blood and bones

she who on my what til i— oh my god whh at t he ff u ck ist that th i n g

good work everybody no more notes on this post 👍

hm… no I don’t think Gertrude was feeling cold and uncaring when she sacrificed Michael. I don’t think she just dusted her hands off and walked away. I think she was used to risky plans and close calls, even used to an occasional casualty, but her blood ran cold when she realized she was choosing to send one to their death. not collateral damage — a sacrifice.

and I think she tried to be as numb as possible, calculating, deciding, even as she knew deep down that only one of her assistants would walk straight into hell on her word.

and I think she found him a bit annoying before that. the jaded resent the naive — it isn’t fair, but it’s true. but by the time he brought her tea the next day, in her mind, he was already dead. everyone looks better dead. optimism, trust, loyalty all become virtues where they were once liabilities.

I don’t think she didn’t feel the gravity of her choice. I think she did it anyway.

and she did not hesitate.

sorry, we stuck your boyfriend into a perpetual, never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. sorry, we stuck your boyfriend into a perpetual, never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. sorry, we stuck your boyfriend into a perpetual, never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. sorry,

this blog is for whatever I say it is. but mostly the magnus archives.

#oh el what have you done - original shitposts, generally

#el echoes - reblogs

#elbox - asks

#artsy el - art tag

I am unreliable at tagging triggers, so if there’s a particularly important one that I ought to remember, let me know.

we all must do our part to delay the eye’s power. once a day, every day, remember to loudly think “you are now in manual control of your breathing” to fuck up your local eye avatar’s day

forgot I did this

Statement ends. long sigh. Another vampire statement. At least this one was a little more... unconventional, though, given the way it appears to have been written, I, ah, do not know whether to count this as a blessing or a curse, as it were. We will have to do more digging into the statement giver, this "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way",

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listened to mag101 since making this post and this is now a gertrude hate blog

lurking around making bitter shitposts and comments and then i see michael shelley fanart all of a sudden I’m giggling and kicking my feet