The Fact That This Is 80 Fucking Years Ago But Still Just As Relevant Is Terrifying.

My halloween costume I just finished painting it.

Anyway Announcement: If you own a birb, you can’t light a candle. The candles that are birb safe are very very very rare and it’s better to be safe than sorry because their little lungs can’t handle the particles emitted! So if you have a birb and want to light Shabbat Candles, or a Hanukkiah, may I recommend instead: Electric ones

Do they fulfill the mitzvah under the strictest interpretations? No 

Do they work for more progressive Jewish movements and help you to keep your little angels safe? Yes 

Don’t shame people for using electric candles for Jewish mitzvot, especially if they have a pet that requires it 

This has been a PSA 

OK GUYS THIS IS A FUCKING PSA

if you google search ‘spooky scary skeletons’ do NOT click on this

its a fucking screamer, ok

at about 10 seconds in it comes up with fucking jeff the killers face and a loud screaming

i can promise its fucking loud

just pls

dont go on it

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

Any ideas on what these two art dolls should look like is very welcomed.

valentine’s day giveaway

hi guys! i know that valentine’s day can be a rough day for a lot of people, and as i’m a hopeless romantic that happens to be single this time around, i want to give someone the fictional valentine’s date of their dreams.

rules:

one reblogs is two entries, one like is one entry. you can reblog as many times as you’d like, every one will count.

there will be one winner. if you win, all you have to do is tell me your favorite character and your dream valentine’s date night. this could be sfw, nsfw, or both. the fic will be from 1k-5k, depending on the amount of detail you give me in your prompt.

you must be following for your entry to be valid. the winner will be chosen this sunday, february 9th and the fic will be posted on valentine’s day.

Just in case

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!